[Instrumental] [Intro] We have, so many traditions It’s so hard to convey Just everyday observations Simple tasks to obey [Verse] You may think they’re a little silly Even though They’re mandatory But it’s nothing really scary Just a little bit... hereditary These traditions are so super We’d need to invent a new word We could even say these traditions Can be called Super… Stitions! [Chorus] So Many great traditions Ignore the subtle contradictions It’s just some arbitrary actions With our wonderful super… stitions [solo] [Verse] Wear some special jewelry Live a life of misery Sing the songs of your ancestor Dunk babies under water Go visit some important place Stop eating for a couple days Celebrate your kids teen age Give your daughter for marriage Gather and pray, everyday Give a portion, of your pay Don’t lift a finger, on Sunday Child abuse just look… the other way [Chorus] So Many great traditions Ignore the subtle contradictions It’s just some arbitrary actions With our wonderful super… stitions [solo] Hold Cans of soup held with wires Tell all your secrets to a stranger Hate everything that’s different Somehow venerate some elephant Killing gays and non pure born Stopping each and all abortion Covering up every women Cutting off... sexual organs [Chorus] So Many great traditions Ignore the subtle contradictions It’s just some arbitrary actions With our wonderful super… stitions [Outro] We don’t even need to ask why It’s just what everybody do Please ignore all the cries …We have a place just for you So Many great traditions Ignore the subtle contradictions It’s just some arbitrary actions With our wonderful super… stitions
