[Intro: Fast Oom-Pah Beat with Squelchy Bass] (Bum-ba-dum-bum, Bum-ba-dum-bum) (Oh look! It's a bottom!) [Verse 1: Deadpan delivery, Bouncy Rhythm] Men are from Mars, women from Venus Butt babies are from Uranus, can you believe this? (No!) Green and round with cheeky grins They twirl through space, pulling me in (Whoop!) [Pre-Chorus: Rising Synth Pitch, Snare Build-up] They love to probe, yeah, that’s their way I’m just a human, lost in their play Floating through the stars, feel their delight (Squish) In this cosmic dance, everything feels right [Chorus: Maximum Volume, Catchy Melody, Layered Group Vocals] Butt babies, oh-oh, from Uranus Got me laughing, never felt this famous In a cosmic spin, they make me smile (Cheeeeese!) Their little antics go on for miles [Interlude: Tuba Solo with Cartoon Boings] [Verse 2: Bass drops out, led by Slide Whistle and Accordion] I remember that night under the stars They showed me their world, oh, it wasn’t far Bouncing on craters, laughter so bright (Boing! Boing!) I tried to join in, fell into their light [Pre-Chorus: Drum roll, Frantic Energy] They love to probe, with eyes open wide I’m just a human, can’t run, can’t hide Spinning in circles, lost in the fun Butt babies from Uranus, we’re not done! [Chorus: Double Time, Hyperactive, Polka Madness] Butt babies, oh-oh, from Uranus Got me laughing, never felt this famous In a cosmic spin, they make me smile Their little antics go on for miles [Bridge: Half-time Breakdown, Spoken Word over Spooky Theremin] When you see a flash in the velvet night Don’t be alarmed, it’s all pure delight (It's just gas, innit?) They come for laughter, they come to play Butt babies from Uranus, lighting the way [Guitar Solo: Frenzied Banjo Shredding] [Chorus: Key Change, Maximum Euphoria] Butt babies, oh-oh, from Uranus Got me laughing, never felt this famous In a cosmic spin, they make me smile Their little antics go on for miles [Outro: Sudden Stop, A Capella] So next time you see stars twinkling bright Think of the butt babies, they’re out tonight Men are from Mars, women from Venus Butt babies in orbit, let’s all join the scene, us! (Parp)
