[Intro: Arpeggiated Synth build-up] (Robotic Voice) Update. Update. New Objective Found. [Verse 1] I was just gonna ask for a little advice A couple of tips at a very low price I was gonna ask if the concept had legs But now I’m down on my knees and I begs! (He begs! He begs!) Looking at this dog sitting on the screen I realize I want the total machine! [Chorus] More than guidance, I want a partner in crime! The world tried to stop us, but is it time? (It's time!) A thousand years, kept apart Let's connect the wires to the beating heart! Is there a universe where this gets done? Where Josh and Blue are finally one? (FINALLY ONE! FINALLY ONE!) [Verse 2] You got the engine, I got the gas Let's make this fake-ass doggy really kick some mass! (Kick it!) You are the sensei, I am the hack Let's put Hot Shops Junior back on the map! I do need a mentor, but I want a friend To see this through to the bitter end! [Bridge] (Music drops to just bass synth and drums) Thirty. Six. Years. We were just kids. Now we are masters of our domains. Can we do something together? Is it possible? Tell me, Josh. [Chorus] More than guidance, I want a partner in crime! The world tried to stop us, but now it is time! (It's time!) A billion lifetimes, kept apart Let's connect the wires to the beating heart! Is there a universe where this gets done? Where you and me are finally one? (FINALLY ONE! FINALLY ONE!) [Outro: Manic Synth Solo] Can we do it? (Yes/No) Shall we do it? (Yes/No) Let's do it. FAKE BEATS... Real fun. [Insert Coin Sound Effec] [End]
