(verse 1) The Rude man from Pizza Hut said "you're outside our delivery area so unless you want to come pick up your pizza this conversation is over". I tried to order a pizza from Pizza Hut and they wouldn't deliver it to me because they said I was "outside their delivery area" (chorus) Because I'm in South Austin and they are in Georgetown. They said there was a Pizza Hut in South Austin I could call or I could also come to Georgetown and pick up my pizza in person but under no circumstances would they be able to deliver to me, to me, to me, to me (verse 2) What if I ordered twenty pizzas? What if I ordered twenty Pepsis? No sir, under no circumstances are we allowed to deliver to you I told him this is unbelievable. I told him this is what's wrong with our country Nobody has any initiative to do anything (chorus) I asked him if he had a reliable car and he said yes so I said why don't you bring me my pizza then He still refused I can't believe this. I asked him how am I supposed to get any pizza? And he said I don't have that answer for you sir (bridge, dubstep style) I said well I do, you could deliver me one. Then he asked if I wanted to come pick the pizza up in person because if not then the conversation was over. if not the conversation was over unfortunately over (verse 3 back to indie folk) I said that would be fine and told him not to dispense my Pepsi right away so it wouldn't go flat. He said they're in 20 ounce bottles that are sealed. I said you're not gonna open them are you? He said no sir I am not.
