()Cherchez la femme()Chasing the Princess()3

[Verse 1] Met her by the fountain Crown a little sideways Cat hair on her velvet gown Sandwich in her hand She said "I'm late for nothing I'm just late on purpose" Then three small tigers in collars climbed up her dress hem [Chorus] I'm chasing the princess (and her cats) Through train cars Taxis Cul-de-sacs She runs from the palace I run from my past Just want to say "I love you" Before she disappears so fast Yeah I'm chasing the princess (and her cats) Heart in my throat and fur on my slacks If I ever catch up I'm gonna say the facts That I'm stupid I'm smitten With the girl and all her cats [Verse 2] She left a trail of yarn and half-drunk cappuccinos Scratch marks in the royal coach Paw prints on the glass I asked the guards They shrugged "She does this every Sunday" Guess I'm the only idiot auditioning for her heart at last [Chorus] I'm chasing the princess (and her cats) Through street fairs Ferries Laundromats Her note said "Gone adventuring Please feed the brats" Those "brats" just hissed I followed With a backpack full of snacks Yeah I'm chasing the princess (and her cats) Losing my breath but not my laughs If I ever catch up I'm gonna spill the facts That I'm clumsy I'm crazy For the girl and all her cats [Bridge] [Half-time groove Whistled hook] What if she never needed saving? What if I'm the one who's late? But I keep on looking Keep on hoping 'Cause three furry judges are deciding my fate (hey!) [Chorus] I'm chasing the princess (and her cats) She’s on the pier in a paper hat She smirks "Took you ages " one cat high-fives my hand I finally say "I love you" And they all just sit and stare back Now I'm dating a princess (and her cats) Sharing my couch and my heart and my snacks Yeah They stole my pillows But she gave me that laugh Now I'm stupid I'm smitten With the girl and all her cats (oh yeah)