Lyrics [Intro – spoken] Okay. Let’s get one thing straight. I’m not the hero. I’m the director’s favorite problem. …Roll the beat. [Beat DROP] [Hook] Deadpool flex, yeah the chaos connect Plot so thick I survive the wreck Villain talk tough but the script says next Fourth wall cracked when I cash the check Deadpool flex Deadpool flex Camera still rolling, I ain’t done yet Deadpool flex Deadpool flex Punchline loaded like a comic set [Verse 1] Walk in the scene like the rating just jumped Studio nervous but the audience pumped Mask on crooked, attitude loud Breaking the rules while I talk to the crowd Bulletproof ego, sarcasm blade Heroic? Nah — but the check got paid Villains like “who wrote this guy?” I wave at the writers like “hey guys… hi.” Sword on the back, joke in the clip Villain monologue? Skip that script If destiny tries to ruin my plan I improvise… and the audience claps. [Hook] Deadpool flex, yeah the chaos connect Plot so thick I survive the wreck Villain talk tough but the script says next Fourth wall cracked when I cash the check Deadpool flex Deadpool flex Camera still rolling, I ain’t done yet Deadpool flex Deadpool flex Punchline loaded like a comic set [Verse 2] Healing factor turned the cheat code on Explosion behind me, I keep walking calm Action scene slow-mo, coat in the wind Villain confused like “why won’t he end?” I’m the blooper reel and the final fight I’m the mid-credit joke in the theater lights Every time fate says “game over man” I respawn laughing like “nah not quite.” Mercenary mouth, microphone sharp Punchlines cutting like a katana arc If chaos had a company brand My face would be the mascot. [Hook] Deadpool flex, yeah the chaos connect Plot so thick I survive the wreck Villain talk tough but the script says next Fourth wall cracked when I cash the check Deadpool flex Deadpool flex Camera still rolling, I ain’t done yet Deadpool flex Deadpool flex Punchline loaded like a comic set [Bridge] Hold up… Am I supposed to be the hero here? …Nah. Too much paperwork. [Final Verse – faster] Comic panels flipping like a highlight reel Plot armor shining like a superhero shield Villain plans crumble when the jokes reveal That the chaos king just signed the deal Studio mad but the fans all grin Explosions start when I step back in If life’s a movie then check the credits — Guess who just rewrote the ending again. [Final Hook] Deadpool flex, yeah the chaos connect Plot so thick I survive the wreck Villain talk tough but the script says next Fourth wall cracked when I cash the check Deadpool flex Deadpool flex Camera still rolling, I ain’t done yet Deadpool flex Deadpool flex Roll the credits. I’m still talking.
