[Intro – Bright pop beat, playful synths, bouncy bass] [Therapist – Spoken, cheerful] Hello, welcome back to my Therapy Session songs! Hope they make you smile! So, what brings you in today? [Patient – Dry, deadpan] People. [Therapist] People? [Patient] People who can't just leave things alone! [Verse 1 – Patient, bouncy melodic vocals] I walk into my office, everything's in place My desk may look like chaos, but I know it at a glance Then somebody walks in with a smile upon their face "Let me clean this up for you!" [Patient – Shouted] NO! DON'T TOUCH IT! I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO! I KNEW WHERE EVERYTHING WAS NOW I CAN'T FIND A THING! [Therapist – Spoken] But they were trying to help. [Patient] THEY REARRANGED EVERYTHING! [Therapist] Was it cleaner? [Patient] THAT'S NOT THE POINT! [Pre-Chorus – Building beat, playful backing vocals] Pens in a row! Papers in a stack! Everything is perfect! I JUST WANT MY DESK BACK! [Chorus – Big, catchy pop vocals, claps and backing harmonies] JUST LEAVE IT ALONE! I KNOW WHERE IT GOES! STOP MOVING MY STUFF! JUST LET ME BE! YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIX IT! YOU DON'T HAVE TO STRAIGHTEN IT! IF IT'S NOT YOUR DESK, KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF IT! [Verse 2 – Bouncy synth bass, rhythmic vocals] So I take a little break, put YouTube on the screen A survival game's exactly what I need He's building up a base, got everything he needs He puts down one piece of wall... Then he stops! [Therapist] Why? [Patient] He's looking at it. [Therapist] For how long? [Patient] FIVE MINUTES! [Patient – Rapid-fire singing] Turn it left! Turn it right! Move it forward! Move it back! Rotate it again! NO! NO! NO! THAT'S THE SAME DAMN SPOT! [Therapist] Maybe the direction matters? [Patient – Shouted] IT'S A WALL! [Chorus – Punchy drums, bright guitars, playful harmonies] JUST PUT IT DOWN! PLACE THE THING! IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE PERFECT! JUST BUILD THE THING! I'M WATCHING YOU PLAY, BUT YOU'RE NOT EVEN PLAYING! FIFTEEN MINUTES ON ONE PIECE OF A WALL! [Verse 3 – Playful groove, rising energy] Finally, he puts it down I can breathe again Then he picks it up And starts moving it again! [Therapist] Why? [Patient] Apparently it wasn't right. [Therapist] Was it crooked? [Patient] I DON'T KNOW! [Therapist] Facing the wrong way? [Patient] I DON'T CARE! [Therapist] Then why are you upset? [Patient] BECAUSE I'M WATCHING HIM DO IT! [Verse 4 – Funky pop beat, playful vocal delivery] Okay, enough YouTube, I'll go have some lunch Me and my daughter, surely that's no fuss She puts her food down, then begins the grand display Chicken here, potatoes there, vegetables arranged! [Therapist] Maybe she doesn't like her food touching. [Patient] I KNOW! [Therapist] So what's the problem? [Patient – Exploding] SHE'S BEEN MOVING ONE PIECE FOR THREE MINUTES! [Patient – Rhythmic, almost rapping] That piece goes there! This piece goes here! Not too close! Move it over! No, not there! A LITTLE CLOSER! [Therapist] Perhaps she's organizing her food. [Patient] IT'S LUNCH! NOT A MUSEUM! IT'S FOOD! [Chorus – Huge pop hook, handclaps, backing vocals] JUST EAT THE FOOD! LET THE FOOD TOUCH! IT'S ALL GOING TO THE SAME PLACE! IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT MUCH! STOP MOVING THE PIECES! STOP MAKING LITTLE LINES! I'M LOSING MY MIND WATCHING YOU ORGANIZE YOUR LUNCH! [Bridge – Music drops to a light beat, therapist and patient trade lines] [Therapist – Calmly] So you don't like people cleaning your desk? [Patient] Correct. [Therapist] You don't like people arranging things? [Patient] Correct. [Therapist] You don't like watching people build in video games? [Patient] Correct. [Therapist] And you don't like your daughter organizing her food? [Patient] Correct. [Therapist] So you don't like things being organized? [Patient – Sung, emphatic] I DON'T MIND ORGANIZED! [Therapist] Then what bothers you? [Patient – Beat stops] TAKING FOREVER TO DO IT! [Therapist – Softly] Ah. [Patient – Shouted] JUST PUT THE THING DOWN! [Final Chorus – Full pop production, huge drums, layered vocals] JUST PUT IT DOWN! PLACE THE THING! STOP MOVING EVERYTHING! STOP FIXING EVERYTHING! IF IT'S YOUR DESK, CLEAN IT! IF IT'S YOUR GAME, BUILD IT! IF IT'S YOUR FOOD, EAT IT! AND PLEASE STOP MAKING ME WATCH! [Outro – Music becomes playful and bouncy] [Therapist – Spoken] I think I understand your problem. [Patient] FINALLY! [Therapist] Perfectionism? [Patient] NO! [Therapist] Compulsive organization? [Patient] NO! [Therapist] Then what is it? [Patient – Sung at full volume] PEOPLE TAKING FOREVER TO DO SOMETHING THAT SHOULD TAKE FIVE SECONDS! [Therapist] That's a very specific problem. [Patient] YES! [Therapist] How long have you been bothered by it? [Patient – Beat stops] CAN WE HURRY THIS UP? [Therapist – Laughing] I knew you'd say that! [Final musical sting – Both] JUST PUT IT DOWN!
