Rocket Christmas Poop (Remastered)

Sleigh bells, festive, Christmas country, steel guitar, Christmas, upbeat, swing, fast, banjo, redneck, dumb, rockabilly, intense, southern rock, country rock, 90’s country

Oh for Christmas I got some whiskey
But I kept on making shitty
And I don’t know about you
But I’m gonna make a Christmas poo
Santa took a shit in my stocking
And pissed on my Christmas tree
He said ho ho ho I gotta go go go
And then he took a shit on me

“GUITAR!”

*steel guitar solo*

*guitar solo*

Well after Santa was done shittin
I shit right back
I saw his reindeer outside 
So I hit em with my Mach 5 crap
Then I did something so vile I took out an elf with my shit projectile
Then Santa put me on the naughty list as I kept makin’ more shit

I said Santa hey wait
I got somethin for you that’s really great
I handed him a to go box stuffed full of my shit
And I said save some for later I hope you like it!

Merry Christmas Santa! I made some shit for you
Yum yum yum!
He took a bite and oh what a delight
Now Santa has a nice snack for flying back to the North Pole while he chugs whiskey tonight

Oh I made a massive Christmas rocket poop
Lordy what a fuckin’ delight

YEAH I MADE ROCKET SHIT

*banjo outro*

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Well my poop shot out of my ass like a rocket Early on Christmas morn I was gettin ready to drop some Yule logs But I got my asshole torn Too much whiskey and eggnog Gettin drunk with Santa last night Oh I made a massive Christmas rocket poop Lordy what a fuckin’ delight Oh for Christmas I got some whiskey But I kept on making shitty And I don’t know about you But I’m gonna make a Christmas poo Santa took a shit in my stocking And pissed on my Christmas tree He said ho ho ho I gotta go go go And then he took a shit on me Well my poop shot out of my ass like a rocket Early on Christmas morn I was gettin ready to drop some Yule logs But I got my asshole torn Too much whiskey and eggnog Gettin drunk with Santa last night Oh I made a massive Christmas rocket poop Lordy what a fuckin’ delight “GUITAR!” *steel guitar solo* *guitar solo* Well after Santa was done shittin I shit right back I saw his reindeer outside So I hit em with my Mach 5 crap Then I did something so vile I took out an elf with my shit projectile Then Santa put me on the naughty list as I kept makin’ more shit I said Santa hey wait I got somethin for you that’s really great I handed him a to go box stuffed full of my shit And I said save some for later I hope you like it! Merry Christmas Santa! I made some shit for you Yum yum yum! He took a bite and oh what a delight Now Santa has a nice snack for flying back to the North Pole while he chugs whiskey tonight Well my poop shot out of my ass like a rocket Early on Christmas morn I was gettin ready to drop some Yule logs But I got my asshole torn Too much whiskey and eggnog Gettin drunk with Santa last night Oh I made a massive Christmas rocket poop Lordy what a fuckin’ delight Well my poop shot out of my ass like a rocket Early on Christmas morn I was gettin ready to drop some Yule logs But I got my asshole torn Too much whiskey and eggnog Gettin drunk with Santa last night Oh I made a massive Christmas rocket poop Lordy what a fuckin’ delight Oh I made a massive Christmas rocket poop Lordy what a fuckin’ delight YEAH I MADE ROCKET SHIT *banjo outro*

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