Who’s rubbin’ on my bedroom? What century is this? Well, since you’ve got me up now... Let’s Meika wish! You’ve got a little tarnish on a very lucky find, I’ve got a thousand ways to blow your ordinary mind. A palace with a ballroom and a waterfall of wine, A chef to bring you breakfast at a civilized time. A pocket full of diamonds? A mountain made of gold? A wardrobe that’ll flatter you and fold what needs to fold? Just point me at your problem, let me give that thing a twist, Honey, we could have this handled if you’d settle on a wish! Don’t waste it on a parking space, I’ll give that car a pair of wings! You’ve got a miracle before your face, Think bigger, darlin’! Think kings! Meika wish! Put a little thunder on your tongue! Why keep countin’ pennies When the moon could be your chandelier, hun? Say the word, I’ll work the room, Turn a little dust to a grand debut! Three little wishes, all for you, Then I’ve got some sleepin’ to do! How about a garden where the weeds pull out themselves? Or a kitchen full of biscuits that replenish on the shelves? A fiddle you can master with a single little touch? An uncle at Thanksgiving who don’t talk so blasted much? A lover who remembers every anniversary? Your own secluded island with a handsome lack of me? A body made for dancin’, knees that never ache? I can fix your whole existence while you stand there sayin’ “Wait.” Still thinkin’? That’s fine. Take your time. It’s only mine. A crown? A yacht? A private train? A little less thunder when it rains? A second chance? A fresh first start? Come on, what’s hidin’ in that heart? Meika wish! You can have your cake and own the store! I’ve put heaven in the window, What exactly are you browsin’ for? Pick a dream, I’ll pull it through, Gift-wrap fate in a shade of blue! Three little wishes, overdue, And I’ve got some sleepin’ to do! Now, I ain’t rushin’ greatness, But my pillow’s gettin’ cold. I had just got good and comfy When another empire folded. Ten thousand years of beauty sleep, That’s what I had planned. Now I’m pitchin’ you the universe With jazz hands. Want the rain to miss your picnic? Want your roses out of season? Want your dog to learn to vacuum? Want your cat to give a reason? Want a beach without the tourists? Want a throne without the fuss? Want your boss to find enlightenment And stop enlightenin’ us? Honey. Pick. Something. A home beside the water? Now we’re gettin’ somewhere, dear! There’s a porch around the corner and an ocean over here. Enough to keep your people fed? That’s wish number two! There’s a pantry with no bottom and the bills are settled, too. And time to spend together, free of worry, free of dread? Well, sugar, that’s a better wish than half the things I said. There’s your long and happy lifetime, there’s your sunset, there’s your key, And that lovely little number three means bedtime now for me! Meika wish! Look at all the life you’ve got to live! Got a house that rings with laughter, Got the time and got the love to give! Keep the gold, enjoy the view, I’ve got a date with a quilt or two! Three little wishes, all came true, Now I’ve got some sleepin’ to do! Dim the stars! Dismiss the moon! Tell tomorrow... Not too soon! Shoes off... Glasses down... Ten thousand years... Don’t make a sound... I KNOW you did not.
