Phuhqit Bucket (Home Of The SilNastee!)

Dirdy Durtz McGurt

Rasta-Swazta-Skazi

Dirdy Durtz McGurt

ska, reggae, punk

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[Opening with fading-in | Eerie carnival music in dystopia | a crowd cheering in the background like in a big tent effect]
[Opening Monologue:]
(Welcome one welcome all to the greatest show in the world, welcome you, welcome to the——),

DEAD END!,

(FUCK IT — BUCKET!).

[Ad-Lib:]
(GRRRUUUUHHHH!),

(EHHH!),

(GRUHHT!).

[Intro: Ultra thick hazy static with deep demonically saturated articulation randomized through laughter leaks in | dramatic pause | world imploding full band absolutely insane and well timed abrupt drop-in.]

(FUCKIT BUCKET!),
Where time stands still,
(FUCKIT BUCKET!),
Where pain is all you feel,
(FUCKIT BUCKET!)
Where my lifelong dream turns real,
(FUCKIT BUCKET!),
Where I am now your free will!,

(BITCH!!),

(FUCK!!),
(RRRRRUUHHHHH!).

[Breakdown 1: Sludgy, filthy rotten triplet chugs in supremely precise masterfully punchy unorthodox dissonant patterns.]

(FUCKIT BUCKET MOTHER FUCKERS!!)

There will be time later to…,

(CRY WHEN YOU FRY!!),

(Fry bitch fry!!)

Cry bitch and…

FRY!!

[Timing Shift:]
(Welcome to the FUCKIT BUCKET YUH’-LIL—BITCH!).

[Breakdown 2: Heavier upfront and masterfully skilled bass walking patterns adding a thunderous anthem-like well rounded, loud and forefront charting faces and loosening laces.]

(FUCKIT BUCKET!),
Where beginnings meet the same end,
(FUCKIT BUCKET!),
Where the spiral out spirals in,
(FUCKIT BUCKET!),
Where blood is the special every day,
(FUCKIT BUCKET!),
Where you will find that the way out is NO WAY!.

[Breakdown 3: Absolute nihilistic, skull crushing ultra-beatdown consistency with double-triplet chunky palm-muted chugs infused with surgically eviscerating face tipping lead guitar solo in masterfully designed creative unorthodox consonant progression.]

(THIS IS WHERE MY FUCKING—FUCKIT MEETS THE REST OF THE DEAD SHIT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GOD DAMNED BUCKET MOTHER FUCKERS!!).

(Testing the waters?  Well then just come to me!),
Breathing seems to be something I feel you won’t need!,
(After all the shit’s just air!),
After all what’s the fucking purpose to care?,
(I see you’re still trying after all),
Here let me help you,
I’ll go ahead and replace your god damned nose with your god damned ballz!
[Timing Shift:]
(THIS IS THE ART OF THE WAY OF THE FUCK IT BUCKET IN IN TRUE MASTERY!),
[Timing Shift:]
FCK IT BUCKET!,
[Timing shift:]
(IT IS THE HOME OF THE NEST OF THE MOTHER FUCKING SICK NASTY!),

[Breakdown 4: Lengthy ultra technical drum solo in masterfully precise and uniquely flavored unorthodox drumming with several abrupt timing shift infused with frequent creatively crafted and technically skilled simultaneous tom and cymbal feels adding a lot of cymbal expressions and single bell taps.]

[4x:]
(FUCKIT——(RRRUUUUHHHH)——BUCKET!!).

[Final breakdown: Sudden chaos ripping through as the entirety of the group drops open entirely with their full prodigally masterful skill etching each their own death dealing crushing patterns opposite of each other but simultaneously driving each pattern to match the overall feel and atmosphere, texture and taste.]

I’ve come to deliver gifts to all!!,
(MERRY FUCKING SPITE-MAS MOTHER FUCKERS SIGNED YUH —
BOI HERE …… THE ONE AND ONLY — OL’ — BIG RED———MR. MOTHER FUCKING —— GOD DAMN SPITE-MAS CLAUSE!!!!!!!!),

The best gift to be received,
(Is this gift to you, delivered by me!!),

It’s this Free ticket to my horror show starring YOU!
It’s called “When dead, FUCKIT — fucking chuck it!

GOD DAMN!
(GRAAHHHT!)

(Welcome to the FUCK IT BUCKET MOTHER FUCKERS!!),

[Timing Shift:]
(FUCK IT—(RRRUUUUHHHH)—BUCKET!!),

FUCK!!

[Timing Shift:]
(WHEN YOU SEE YOU DON’T HAVE THE TIME,
IT’S BECAUSE I SAID FUCK YOU, YOU GOD DAMNED SHITTY RAT FACED FUCKIN’ ASS CLOWN AND I TOOK IT!)
[Timing Shift:]
(IM ONE OF THE GOD DAMNED LORDS OF THE UPSIDE DOWN AND WHAT I SAY GOES SO IT’S TIME TO BOOK IT!)
[Timing Shift:]
(IM ONE SICK NASTY MOTHER FUCKING PSYCHOTIC ARTIST OF MANY ARTS BUT I CHOOSE ONLY WITH THE BEST IN MIND!)
[Timing Shift:]
(IM NO BADASS YA’ LIL’ DUMB SHIT!! IM JUST GREAT AT WHAT I DO AND WHAT I DO IS ALWAYS MAKE SURE THAT I GET MINE!)
[Timing Shift:]
(I SPECIALIZE IN PEELING YOUR SKIN OFF BIT BY BIT),
(BUT ILL NEED YOU ALIVE SO WHEN IT COMES I CAN TASTE THE FEAR WHEN I START TO SHRED YOUR DUMB FUCKIN’ ASS APART!)
[Timing Shift:]
(EAT SHIT, ROT IN DECAY UNTIL IT ALL TURNS GRAY!),
(AHH]
(A SPECIAL CUISINE YOU'LL LEARN TO LOVE IT!),
(NOW THAT YOUR ASS IS BOUND FOR THE FUCK IT BUCKET MISERY, CAN YOU TASTE ALL THATS DEAD?)

Yuh-like it?
No?
FUCKIT!
Your stuck with it!
Yuh’ bitch ass god damned rat face prick!
[Timing Shift:]
FUCKIT BUCKET!
There’s just nothing like it!

[Outro: time stamped around 5:10:000 | leaking out slowly until thick black static is burning into a constant blackened consistent electric hum.

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[Ad-libbed in demonically saturated articulation style grunts, extreme pig squealing, infused gagging, inhaling guttural growls and sleek fry terror screams and low inhuman gurgling randomized throughout the entire song.] [Opening with fading-in | Eerie carnival music in dystopia | a crowd cheering in the background like in a big tent effect] [Opening Monologue:] (Welcome one welcome all to the greatest show in the world, welcome you, welcome to the——), DEAD END!, (FUCK IT — BUCKET!). [Ad-Lib:] (GRRRUUUUHHHH!), (EHHH!), (GRUHHT!). [Intro: Ultra thick hazy static with deep demonically saturated articulation randomized through laughter leaks in | dramatic pause | world imploding full band absolutely insane and well timed abrupt drop-in.] (FUCKIT BUCKET!), Where time stands still, (FUCKIT BUCKET!), Where pain is all you feel, (FUCKIT BUCKET!) Where my lifelong dream turns real, (FUCKIT BUCKET!), Where I am now your free will!, (BITCH!!), (FUCK!!), (RRRRRUUHHHHH!). [Breakdown 1: Sludgy, filthy rotten triplet chugs in supremely precise masterfully punchy unorthodox dissonant patterns.] (FUCKIT BUCKET MOTHER FUCKERS!!) There will be time later to…, (CRY WHEN YOU FRY!!), (Fry bitch fry!!) Cry bitch and… FRY!! [Timing Shift:] (Welcome to the FUCKIT BUCKET YUH’-LIL—BITCH!). [Breakdown 2: Heavier upfront and masterfully skilled bass walking patterns adding a thunderous anthem-like well rounded, loud and forefront charting faces and loosening laces.] (FUCKIT BUCKET!), Where beginnings meet the same end, (FUCKIT BUCKET!), Where the spiral out spirals in, (FUCKIT BUCKET!), Where blood is the special every day, (FUCKIT BUCKET!), Where you will find that the way out is NO WAY!. [Breakdown 3: Absolute nihilistic, skull crushing ultra-beatdown consistency with double-triplet chunky palm-muted chugs infused with surgically eviscerating face tipping lead guitar solo in masterfully designed creative unorthodox consonant progression.] (THIS IS WHERE MY FUCKING—FUCKIT MEETS THE REST OF THE DEAD SHIT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GOD DAMNED BUCKET MOTHER FUCKERS!!). (Testing the waters? Well then just come to me!), Breathing seems to be something I feel you won’t need!, (After all the shit’s just air!), After all what’s the fucking purpose to care?, (I see you’re still trying after all), Here let me help you, I’ll go ahead and replace your god damned nose with your god damned ballz! [Timing Shift:] (THIS IS THE ART OF THE WAY OF THE FUCK IT BUCKET IN IN TRUE MASTERY!), [Timing Shift:] FCK IT BUCKET!, [Timing shift:] (IT IS THE HOME OF THE NEST OF THE MOTHER FUCKING SICK NASTY!), [Breakdown 4: Lengthy ultra technical drum solo in masterfully precise and uniquely flavored unorthodox drumming with several abrupt timing shift infused with frequent creatively crafted and technically skilled simultaneous tom and cymbal feels adding a lot of cymbal expressions and single bell taps.] [4x:] (FUCKIT——(RRRUUUUHHHH)——BUCKET!!). [Final breakdown: Sudden chaos ripping through as the entirety of the group drops open entirely with their full prodigally masterful skill etching each their own death dealing crushing patterns opposite of each other but simultaneously driving each pattern to match the overall feel and atmosphere, texture and taste.] I’ve come to deliver gifts to all!!, (MERRY FUCKING SPITE-MAS MOTHER FUCKERS SIGNED YUH — BOI HERE …… THE ONE AND ONLY — OL’ — BIG RED———MR. MOTHER FUCKING —— GOD DAMN SPITE-MAS CLAUSE!!!!!!!!), The best gift to be received, (Is this gift to you, delivered by me!!), It’s this Free ticket to my horror show starring YOU! It’s called “When dead, FUCKIT — fucking chuck it! GOD DAMN! (GRAAHHHT!) (Welcome to the FUCK IT BUCKET MOTHER FUCKERS!!), [Timing Shift:] (FUCK IT—(RRRUUUUHHHH)—BUCKET!!), FUCK!! [Timing Shift:] (WHEN YOU SEE YOU DON’T HAVE THE TIME, IT’S BECAUSE I SAID FUCK YOU, YOU GOD DAMNED SHITTY RAT FACED FUCKIN’ ASS CLOWN AND I TOOK IT!) [Timing Shift:] (IM ONE OF THE GOD DAMNED LORDS OF THE UPSIDE DOWN AND WHAT I SAY GOES SO IT’S TIME TO BOOK IT!) [Timing Shift:] (IM ONE SICK NASTY MOTHER FUCKING PSYCHOTIC ARTIST OF MANY ARTS BUT I CHOOSE ONLY WITH THE BEST IN MIND!) [Timing Shift:] (IM NO BADASS YA’ LIL’ DUMB SHIT!! IM JUST GREAT AT WHAT I DO AND WHAT I DO IS ALWAYS MAKE SURE THAT I GET MINE!) [Timing Shift:] (I SPECIALIZE IN PEELING YOUR SKIN OFF BIT BY BIT), (BUT ILL NEED YOU ALIVE SO WHEN IT COMES I CAN TASTE THE FEAR WHEN I START TO SHRED YOUR DUMB FUCKIN’ ASS APART!) [Timing Shift:] (EAT SHIT, ROT IN DECAY UNTIL IT ALL TURNS GRAY!), (AHH] (A SPECIAL CUISINE YOU'LL LEARN TO LOVE IT!), (NOW THAT YOUR ASS IS BOUND FOR THE FUCK IT BUCKET MISERY, CAN YOU TASTE ALL THATS DEAD?) Yuh-like it? No? FUCKIT! Your stuck with it! Yuh’ bitch ass god damned rat face prick! [Timing Shift:] FUCKIT BUCKET! There’s just nothing like it! [Outro: time stamped around 5:10:000 | leaking out slowly until thick black static is burning into a constant blackened consistent electric hum.

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