[intro hook] [recoding device] Hello Mr. Pedophile so what brings you here today [other guy] oh you know I am here for a good time [me] you said you here to find a good way to Die [other guy] someone get me out of here oh God help me please [me] why calling for a God who said it's better for you to throw yourself in the deepest water with a rope around your neck tie up a big stone wheel let it drag your ass to right into the abyss instead facing his wrath [other guy] please please I'm sorry I won't do it again no please don't do that to me- [door slammed] [verse] damn why are you fucking screaming it's like we didn't give you fucking PP grabbers a fucking warning like damn it's in the Bible you dumbasses like you better read it everyone before you take that little boy back in church rooms just because you speak his word in the Bible doesn't mean you're living his word so yes I will call you motherfuckers out right next with these faggets LGBTQ motherfuckers too so don't let you faggets get a pass when your just the same as these motherfuckers who walking in hell with you guys hell I can't tell you two apart [hook] Hi Mr. Preacher have you finally accepted the good word here lately no you just using Gods children for your wicked pleasure Hi Mr. Preacher you help someone find Jesus wait you did after he gave you a one hundred dollar bill hell you even gave him God's autographs saying he save Hi Mr. Preacher someone need to put a fucking bullet in your head and send your bitch ass to see your maker [gunshot noise] [verse 2] what you think Jesus didn't want me to call out these fucking hypocrites WRONG!! he did the same when he walk in his father's house when the merchants selling things so only few people can pray to the lord so fuck these heretics begging for your last dollar so they can buy a new sport cars last time I check he said give back to caesar what belongs to caesar but we belong to God so give back God what belongs to him that's why I never gave money to donation basket because all he want is me just so I'll never see a fucking casket till the day put me underneath six feet shit they probably leave me with the undertaker forgot in the ice locker watching the year going by till he comes back collect my soul and send my dumbass to hell to piss off poor old lucifer and he begging God take me back heaven for getting on pussy ass nerves oh cry baby devil boy you going to cry to bad bitch you stuck with me hahahaha [hook] Hi Mr. Preacher have you finally accepted the good word here lately no you just using Gods children for your wicked pleasure Hi Mr. Preacher you help someone find Jesus wait you did after he gave you a one hundred dollar bill hell you even gave him God's autographs saying he save Hi Mr. Preacher someone need to put a fucking bullet in your head and send your bitch ass to see your maker [gunshot noise] [verse 3] but you call yourself a man of God and this is God's house so why do I see that fucking demon sitting next to you Mr. Preacher whispering in your ear telling you [demon voice]"you're doing God's work no will notice if take the money on top of that basket you earn it so go ahead God is lucky to have you on his team so go ahead you earn it with all your hard work you do for him" yeah motherfucker listen to your Pride and take it all when you let rich people sit down and pray in your church by giving you more money when the homeless doesn't have a place to sleep in your church Hi Mr. Preacher are you sure this is still God's house Mr. Preacher [demon voice]"hahahahahahaha" [Outro hook] [recoding device] Hello Mr. Pedophile so what brings you here today [other guy] oh you know I am here for a good time [me] you said you here to find a good way to Die [other guy] someone get me out of here oh God help me please [me] why calling for a God who said it's better for you to throw yourself in the deepest water with a rope around your neck tie up a big stone wheel let it drag your ass to right into the abyss instead facing his wrath [other guy] please please I'm sorry I won't do it again no please don't do that to me- Hi Mr. Preacher have you finally accepted that you are going to hell after touching Gods children Hi Mr. Preacher are you happy that You left some a stray by telling lies and using that wicked grin by letting your followers follow you straight to hell because they listen to a man who is the devil puppet Hi Mr. Preacher So how does hell feel like after we was trying to warn you to turn back before it's to late oh well you down here now so much you claiming you know God so well [gunshot noise]
