Bro… y’all talkin’ in Wingdings again? Walk in the room and the vibes get weird Everybody speakin’ slang I’ve never even heard Kid yells “GyatT!” like he saw the sun explode I’m like “Bless you?” — thought somebody caught a cold They yell “You ate!” like I swallowed a chair They said “No cap,” I’m lookin’ for hats in the air Whole squad talkin’ like NPCs I’m just tryna translate this fever dream, please You keep sayin’ It’s giving But it’s giving me stress Every new word Feels like a side quest If this is the language Of Gen Z fame Bro… I’m uninstalling this game BRUH — what did you just say? You talk like your brain left yesterday I’m noddin’ along but I’m losin’ my face I don’t speak this new-age slang Skibidi, rizz, delulu, gyatt Y’all sound like bots with a voice pack mod Rated me a 6… maybe 7 like that’s okay BRUH… what did you just say? Told me my outfit was “mid,” cute burn Google said that means “trash,” guess we learn They said “You’re cooked,” I’m like From what stove? They said “Ratio,” I said Bro, touch grass, go. Then someone said, You’re like a 6… maybe 7 I said On what scale? Tinder or 7-Eleven? Some girl said “Slay, I said “Who died? They said “NPC,” I said Go outside Whole conversation glitchin’ on repeat I’m livin’ in a skibidi Ohio fever dream street Tryna keep up but I’m takin’ the L Your slang got me castin’ a confusion spell If this is English… I need a translator Your whole vocab sound like a broken generator BRUH — what did you just say? Y’all speak like your Wi-Fi’s in the eighth grade I’m too grown for this TikTok roleplay I don’t get this new-age slang Fanum tax, mid, based, NPC Say one more word, I’m callin’ the CDC Rated me a 6/7 — bro, behave BRUH… what did you just say? Maybe I’m old Maybe I’m tired But your slang Should be rewired And if you call me a 6 again I’m callin’ your mom AND your best friend BRUH — what did you just say? Your whole vocab feels like anime I gave up tryin’ to decode your ways I’m done with this new-age slang Skibidi, gyatt, rizz, ate, mid Y’all talk like a bugged-out Roblox kid If speakin’ made sense, that’d be great BRUH… WHAT did you just say?
