The itsy bitsy spider Went up the water spout Wife burnt down the house To flush that muthah out! She ain’t square with spiders No way no how no when If she sees a dead one She’ll kill it once again The Itsy bitsy spiders have no chance in hell Wife is on a mission as if you couldn’t tell If she had a gun my house be full of holes The itsy bitsy spider be my death I’m told The itsy bitsy snake here Well that was big mistake Thought it eat the spiders It’s one more things she hates Now I have two problems Snakes and spiders too Seems I’ve lost my mind here What the hell to do? The Itsy bitsy spiders have no chance in hell Wife is on a mission as if you couldn’t tell If she had a gun my house be full of holes The itsy bitsy spider be my death I’m told Spiders eat mosquitoes I told her it’s a fact Since she killed the spiders I thought I’d buy a bat Chiroptophobia Is the fear of bats Tangled in her hair Now she has got that! The Itsy bitsy spiders have no chance in hell Wife is on a mission as if you couldn’t tell If she had a gun my house be full of holes The itsy bitsy spider be my death I’m told The moral of the story Beware of psycho wives Spider’s, snakes and bats Will haunt you all your lives If your wife has matches A Gerry can of gas Don’t be near a spider Just up and haul yer ass!
