[Intro] Yeah! Are you ready for the blast?! One, two, fire in the hole! [Verse 1] I’m cruising down the strip in my tight spandex skin With a bottle of Jack and a grin full of sin But the chili from the diner is staging a coup A back-door riot that’s coming for you! [Music stops - massive drum fill] WHAT?! I told my drummer Tommy, "Man, your kick drum is loose!" Then the smell hit the stage like a hangman’s noose! It’s a toxic cloud rising, a swamp-gas attack I’m the king of the throne with a knife in your back! [Pre-chorus] It’s a ripper, a stripper, a real lung-whipper The air’s getting heavy, so unzip the zipper! [Chorus] Pull my finger, let the thunder roll! A symphony of gas is detonating in my soul! From the mosh pit floor to the back of the bus It’s always funny when you’re making a fuss! Yeah, it’s the gift that keeps on giving, loud and proud and free Breaking sound barriers for the world to see! [Verse 2] In the back of the limo with a girl named Denise I was praying for silence, I was praying for peace But my colon’s a dragon, it’s breathing the fire A brown-note solo on a rusty wire! I said, "Did you hear that? A ghost in the seat?" Then she choked on the fumes of my rhythmic heat! Was it wet? Was it dry? Was it a honk or a sigh? I’m the gut-Picasso, watch the paint fly! [Bridge] Some people call it gross, some people turn and run But they’re just jealous of the way we have our fun! I’m sweating through the solo, I’m fighting for my life Holding back the hurricane with internal strife! It’s a pressure cooker heart, it’s a volcanic soul The only way to live is losing all control! [Chorus] Pull my finger, let the thunder roll! A symphony of gas is detonating in my soul! From the mosh pit floor to the back of the bus It’s always funny when you’re making a fuss! Yeah, it’s the gift that keeps on giving, loud and proud and free Breaking sound barriers for the world to see! [Outro] Check the monitors! That one’s going Platinum! Was that the bass player or me? Smell ya later, Hollywood! [Sustained high-pitched scream mimicking a squeaker]
