BIG BITCH ANTHEM [INTRO] Yeah. Big bitch entering the premises. Please secure all folding chairs, weak opinions, and emotionally unavailable men. We are currently experiencing— THICK CONDITIONS. [HOOK] Big bitch, big step, whole floor go THUMP Walk in cute, make the whole room jump Big hips, big mouth, big plans, big nerve Take up my space like, bitch, I deserve Big bitch, big laugh, big ass, big mood Built like somebody’s favorite comfort food I don’t squeeze in, baby, scoot that shit Seat too small? GET A BIGGER BITCH FIT. Big bitch. Big bitch. Whole lotta woman in this motherfuckin’ bitch. [VERSE 1] I’m not “a little curvy,” don’t play with me I got enough woman for a family Thighs got tenure, ass got benefits Walk past once, necks need chiropractors and shit Whole lotta blonde, whole lotta nerve Whole lotta body coming round that curve Parking lot shaking, seismograph twitch Scientists confirmed— Nah, that’s just the bitch. Five-foot-eight with deluxe-ass features God got carried away with the measurements, Jesus Soft lil belly with a mean-ass strut Built like “hell yeah” mixed with “what the fuck?” No sample size. No travel edition. I came full-size, premium condition. If loving myself makes somebody uncomfortable? Good. BE UNCOMFORTABLE, BITCH. [PRE-HOOK] I don’t need slimming. I need more room. Move that little table. Matter fact— MOVE THE WHOLE ROOM. [HOOK] Big bitch, big step, whole floor go THUMP Walk in cute, make the whole room jump Big hips, big mouth, big plans, big nerve Take up my space like, bitch, I deserve Big bitch, big laugh, big ass, big mood Built like somebody’s favorite comfort food I don’t squeeze in, baby, scoot that shit Seat too small? GET A BIGGER BITCH FIT. [VERSE 2] I’m not hard to miss, I’m easy to remember Built like comfort food with the heat turned up extra Extra everything, no economy trim If you want petite energy, go bother them Titties got opinions, thighs got degrees Ass got emergency procedures and fees Every time I turn around somebody lose composure This body need permits, insurance, road closure “Maybe tone it down.” Baby, tone down WHAT? The face? The waist? The fact I’m hot as fuck? I tried being subtle— almost died of boredom Now I enter every function like somebody ordered— MORE WOMAN. And baby, they got it. Double portion. No substitutions. [BREAKDOWN] Big bitch roll call— Soft belly? PRESENT. Thick thighs? PRESENT. Pretty face? OBVIOUSLY. Unnecessary confidence? MEDICALLY SIGNIFICANT. Big appetite? FOR LIFE. Big dreams? THAT TOO. Tiny little opinion about my body? Aw. LOOK AT YOU. [VERSE 3] I got jiggle in places that jiggle with purpose Walk through the door, now the room need permits I don’t hide angles, I angle for attention Whole body built like an honorable mention? Fuck that. FIRST PLACE. Put my ass in the banner. I’m not everybody’s type, thank God for standards But the ones that get it? Baby, they understand it I’m soft where I’m soft, I’m loud where I’m loud And I spent too damn long trying not to stand out So now when I walk in, I don’t shrink, don’t flinch I came to be seen— ALL 250-ISH POUNDS OF THIS BITCH. [FINAL HOOK] Big bitch, big step, whole floor go THUMP Walk in cute, make the whole room jump Big hips, big mouth, big dreams, big nerve I don’t ask for space— I OCCUPY WHAT I DESERVE. Big bitch, big laugh, big ass, big mood Thick like gravy, sweet like forbidden food Whole lotta woman and I love that shit Certified. Verified. BIG. ASS. BITCH. Big bitch. Big bitch. Built like a blessing with poor impulse control. Big bitch. Big bitch. If I’m too much— GO FIND LESS. [OUTRO] This has been a severe thickness advisory. Visibility is poor. Structural integrity is questionable. Nearby men have been asked to remain calm. And the subject is showing— absolutely no signs of getting smaller.
