[INTRO — 71 BPM Half-Time | Eerie Music Box Melody, Vinyl Crackle, Deep 808 Rumble, Oven Timer Ticking] [Old Woman Voice — Low, Raspy, Sleepy] Yeah... uh... Gangsta Granny... (Heh-heh) Ayy... ayy... Cookies in the oven... You already know... (Sheesh!) [Oven DING] [808 BASS DROP] [CHORUS — 142 BPM | Heavy Distorted 808s, Rolling Trap Hi-Hats, Minimal Dark Piano, Lazy Melodic Mumble Flow] Cookies in the bag, bag, bag, Walker got the chrome, chrome, chrome. Granny got the racks, racks, racks, Fresh up out the stove, stove, stove. (Yeah, yeah!) Dough up on my wrist, wrist, wrist, Butter on my kicks, kicks, kicks. Whole hood want a fix, fix, fix, Chocolate chip bricks, bricks, bricks! (Brrt! Ayy!) [VERSE 1 — 142 BPM | Loose Offbeat Mumble Flow, Slurred Syllables, Deep Sliding 808s, Sparse Piano Stabs] Uh, yeah, flour on my fit, Got the oven goin' stupid, got the butter on drip. Gold walker, chrome wheels, rollin' real slow, Got a dozen in the basket, got another twelve to go. (Ayy!) Snickerdoodle, yeah, I got that, Oatmeal raisin, better fall back. Little Dre callin', where the batch at? Told him, "Bring my Tupperware back!" (Uh, what?) Dentures loose, knees crack, Still got the whole block comin' right back. Apron tied, oven hot, Touch my last cookie, boy, you better not! [PRE-CHORUS — Half-Time Breakdown | Filtered 808, Finger Snaps, Whispered Ad-Libs, Slow Pitch Descending] [Whispered Raspy Vocals] Mix it... (mix) Whip it... (whip) Roll it... (roll) Flip it... (flip) [Deep Spoken Voice] Three-fifty on the oven... Sixty years in the game... [Granny Shouting] AND YOU STILL CAN'T BAKE LIKE ME! [CHORUS — Full Trap Beat Returns | Saturated 808s, Double-Time Hi-Hats, Layered Granny Ad-Libs] Cookies in the bag, bag, bag, Walker got the chrome, chrome, chrome. Granny got the racks, racks, racks, Fresh up out the stove, stove, stove. (Yeah, yeah!) Dough up on my wrist, wrist, wrist, Butter on my kicks, kicks, kicks. Whole hood want a fix, fix, fix, Chocolate chip bricks, bricks, bricks! (Skrrt! Granny!) [VERSE 2 — 142 BPM | Extra Lazy Mumble Delivery, Triplet Cadence, Stuttering Hi-Hats, Sub-Bass Slides] Uh, uh, pull up to the bingo, Pocket full of Werther's, got the whole squad single. Big Tony want a dozen, told him, "Pay me with a hug," Officer Johnson at the door, tryna get another plug. (For cookies!) Uh, recipe locked, Been secret since the sixties, got the whole thing stocked. Don't ask what's inside, Little bit of love and a whole lotta pride. (Yeah!) Orthopedic drip, drip, Cookie dough thick, thick. Rolling pin grip, grip, Granny don't slip, slip. Whole hood fed, fed, Now it's time for bed, bed. Got my bonnet on my head, And my heating pad red! [BRIDGE — 71 BPM | Beat Cuts Out, Old Record Crackle, Music Box, Comedic Spoken Granny Vocals] [Granny — Quietly] Now listen here, baby... You eat them cookies? (Mm-hmm...) You drink your milk? (Uh-huh...) You wash your hands? (Huh?) [Sudden Silence] [Granny — Aggressive Shout] I SAID DID YOU WASH YOUR HANDS?! [Massive 808 Drop] [Rapid Hi-Hat Rolls] [FINAL CHORUS — 142 BPM | Maximum 808 Distortion, Layered Granny Vocals, High-Pitched Ad-Libs, Choir Chanting "GRANNY"] Cookies in the bag, bag, bag, Walker got the chrome, chrome, chrome. Granny got the racks, racks, racks, Fresh up out the stove, stove, stove. (Ayy! Ayy!) Dough up on my wrist, wrist, wrist, Butter on my kicks, kicks, kicks. Whole hood want a fix, fix, fix, Chocolate chip bricks, bricks, bricks! [OUTRO — 71 BPM | Beat Gradually Slows, Warped Music Box, Fading 808, Oven Timer Dings] [Sleepy Slurred Granny Vocals] Uh... yeah... Gangsta Granny... Straight outta the oven... (Heh-heh...) Respect your elders... Eat your cookies... [Long Pause] [Granny — Suddenly Screaming] AND PUT A SWEATER ON! IT'S COLD OUTSIDE! [Oven DING] [Beat Abruptly Stops]
