*(Verse 1)* Well, my mama done got her some kinda machine, Said it clean up the floor, keep the house all pristine. Ain’t got no broom, ain’t got no hand, It roll ‘round in circles like it don’t understand. *(Chorus)* Mister Roomba don’t listen, don’t hear a word I say, Ain’t got no sense, but he still get in my way. I tell it go left, that fool go right, Now he’s stuck in the corner, and he's been there all night. *(Verse 2)* I kicked off my boots, set ‘em down by the chair, Next thing I know, that fool was under there. Bumpin’ and thumpin’, hummin’ some tune, Like a drunk little drummer playin’ outta tune. *(Chorus – Repeat)* Mister Roomba don’t listen, don’t hear a word I say, Ain’t got no sense, but still get in my way. I say go left, that fool go right, Get stuck in the corner, stay there all night. *(Bridge – Slow & Soulful)* Now my baby say, “Hush, let that thing be, It’s cleaner than you, got more energy.” But I don’t trust no critter that don’t take a rest, Just roll 'round all day like a man possessed. *(Chorus – Repeat)* Mister Roomba don’t listen, ain't hear one word I say, Don' got no sense, always in my way. I say go left, that fool go right, Get stuck in the corner, he'll be there all night. *(Solo)* *(Spoken)* Aww, there's sweepin' to be done. *(Solo)* *(Final Chorus – Big Finish)* Mister Roomba don’t listen, he just spin and glide, Ain’t got no soul, but he sure got pride. One day he might learn, and clean up my room, 'Til then my mama still hand me that broom.
