WAIT—THIS IS SOUP?! [Verse 1] I was thinking about ramen, while making yakisoba. My brain said, “Yeah, same thing.” Honestly? Close enough. Tore the packets open, threw the toppings in. Then I grabbed the sauce and poured it— wait. Why did I do that? [Pre-Chorus] I froze with the kettle in my hand, staring at the cup like it betrayed me. No. No, no, no. I betrayed the cup. [Chorus] WAIT—THIS IS SOUP?! I put the sauce in way too soon! Yakisoba in my hands, ramen living in my brain! WAIT—THIS IS SOUP?! There’s no going back now! If I can’t make yakisoba— I’LL MAKE YAKISOBA-RAMEN! [Post-Chorus] YAKISOBA! RAMEN! YAKISOBA! RAMEN! I DON’T KNOW ANYMORE! CUP YAKISOBA-RAMEN! [Verse 2] Okay, stay calm. Maybe I can save this. Pour the hot water in, let the noodles do their thing. Three minutes later, I looked for mayonnaise. Nothing. Not even one little packet. Of course. [Pre-Chorus] So now I’ve got sauce-flavored noodle water and absolutely no plan. But then I thought— Why am I fighting destiny? [Chorus] WAIT—THIS IS SOUP?! Yeah, I guess it is now! Yakisoba tried to be dry, but I gave it a new life! WAIT—THIS IS SOUP?! Call the food police somehow! I didn’t ruin dinner— I INVENTED YAKISOBA-RAMEN! [Bridge] Who says noodles need rules? Who decided soup and yakisoba can’t exist together? Maybe this is genius. Maybe this is terrible. Maybe I’m just hungry. [Breakdown] Sauce. Soup. Noodles. One cup. No mayonnaise. No regrets. …Okay, maybe one regret. [Final Chorus] WAIT—THIS IS SOUP?! I finally understand! I was making yakisoba, with ramen on my mind! WAIT—THIS IS SOUP?! Tiny disaster, tiny win! Sometimes every bad decision creates something new again! YAKISOBA! RAMEN! YAKISOBA! RAMEN! CUP YAKISOBA-RAMEN! [Outro] I took one bite. … Wait. This is actually kinda good.
