[Intro – Gang Shouts] Hey! Hey! Come on! If real life gets boring— steal the map and lose the rules! [Verse 1] Monday tastes like burnt coffee, somebody's already told you no. Alice never asked permission, she just followed where the rabbit had to go. Nobody hands you a reason worth more than a locked door with your name on it. Some questions don't have answers, they just have a hole you climb in. [Pre-Chorus] Keep the parts that fit you, leave the rest out in the rain— nobody's life is a manual, so scribble in the margins. [Chorus – Big Gang Vocals] Alice took the wrong door. Peter never learned to land. Pippi wears odd shoes on purpose and calls it her own brand. Robin shares what others hoard, not because a book told him so. When the world gets far too serious, that's when you should make some noise! HEY! HEY! Not every map is right. HEY! HEY! Some roads look wrong 'til they're not. You don't need a magic kingdom, you just need one open hand— Alice took the wrong door, Peter never learned to land. [Verse 2] If you lose the road completely, Dorothy just kept on through the corn, picked up strangers on the roadside, never asked if they fit in. Half your people aren't your people yet, they're still standing somewhere else. Robin never planned the giving, he just noticed too much wealth. So split it before it rots in storage, stand a little closer to the ones who lost— gold left sitting in a castle is just weight nobody asked to carry. Sinbad didn't chart the ocean, he just wasn't scared of blue. You won't find another island holding onto what you knew. [Pre-Chorus] Take the good, skip the boring, figure out the rest en route— every story starts as nothing, some Tuesday, with no map, no doubt. [Chorus – Big Gang Vocals] Alice took the wrong door. Peter never learned to land. Pippi wears odd shoes on purpose and calls it her own brand. Robin shares what others hoard, not because a book told him so. When the world gets far too serious, that's when you should make some noise! HEY! HEY! Not every map is right. HEY! HEY! Some roads look wrong 'til they're not. You don't need a magic kingdom, you just need one open hand— Alice took the wrong door, Peter never learned to land. [Verse 3 – Bouncy Folk-Metal Feel] Wear two odd socks like it's Tuesday, push the furniture out of place, you don't owe the room an explanation, you don't owe the room good taste. Pinocchio lied first, then fixed it— one true mess beats ten clean lies. Keep the part of Peter that keeps flying, lose the part that won't grow up. Keep the door that Alice opened even when the sign says stop. If you never turn the handle, how would you know where it goes? [Breakdown – Call & Response] Who's in charge here? [Gang] NOBODY. What's in the bag? [Gang] WHATEVER'S LEFT. Who gets some? [Gang] EVERYONE NEAR. When do we leave? [Gang] BEFORE WE'RE READY. [Instrumental – Fast Guitar / Folk Melody / Gang "HEY!"] [Bridge – Building] Spill something loud at the party, buy the stranger one more round, the door marked "don't" is just a door that someone got tired of guarding. Give the way Robin gave— without checking who deserves it. Keep some Alice in your questions, keep some sky under your feet. Pay the bills on Tuesday, fine, still make noise nobody asked for— nobody checks your age at the door of the room where the good ideas are. [Final Chorus – Huge] ALICE TOOK THE WRONG DOOR. PETER NEVER LEARNED TO LAND. Pippi wears odd shoes on purpose and calls it her own brand. ROBIN SHARES WHAT OTHERS HOARD, NOT BECAUSE A BOOK TOLD HIM SO. When the world gets far too serious, THAT'S WHEN YOU SHOULD MAKE SOME NOISE! HEY! HEY! Not every map is right. HEY! HEY! Some roads look wrong 'til they're not. Trip like everybody, laugh, then get back up again— Alice took the wrong door, Peter never learned to land. [Final Gang Chant] Wander. Fall. Laugh. Fail. Give. Split. Stay. Leave. Sing. Go. [Outro] And if they say, "That's not how it's done…" [Gang Shout] GOOD. [Final Hit]
