[D] Bar Math

Upbeat modern country comedy story song, clever charismatic male country vocal, playful Southern delivery, conversational verses with impeccable comedic timing, bright acoustic guitar rhythm, sparkling Telecaster electric guitar, fast country guitar fills, banjo, fiddle, pedal steel, honky-tonk piano, melodic bass, punchy live drums, energetic Nashville country band, witty observational humor, exaggerated barroom storytelling, clever wordplay, catchy repetitive chorus, big sing-along hook, vocal ad-libs and spoken asides, instrumental guitar breaks, lively bar atmosphere, polished contemporary country production with traditional country roots, fun and mischievous, radio-ready, audience laughing and singing along, [Modern Country] [Comedy Country] [Upbeat] [Male Vocal] [Southern Vocal] [Story Song] [Barroom] [Bar Humor] [Funny] [Witty] [Wordplay]

Verse 1: 4 bucks a piece or 2 for 10 That's a great deal, buy the whole bar a round then Always figuring out the best deal Nothing gets by me, that was a STEAL Everyone loves me after that I was showing off some of my, BAR MATH Chorus: Bar Math it's a beautiful thing It’s just a gift I bring Bar Math it's all about the numbers, I can use my fingers and toes Really gets my brain to thinking, WOW there it goes I only use BAR Math when I’m addin’ If it gets tougher than that I'll probably have to lay off the afternoon drinkin' Bar Math…just the facts, all under this hat Verse 2: Lorretta is the barkeep At the Lonely Bar Stool saloon Sometimes she treats me like I’m a dang buffoon I got be humble and let her feel good About numbers, figures and all My math gets better with whiskey and coke, Heck make it a tall Chorus: Bar Math it's a beautiful thing It’s just a gift I bring Bar Math it's all about the numbers, I can use my fingers and toes Really gets my brain to thinking, WOW there it goes I only use BAR Math when I’m addin’ If it gets tougher than that I'll probably have to lay off the afternoon drinkin' Bar Math…just the facts, quicker than a cat Bridge: This is no joke, not kiddin' ya' , it's real My arithmetic has improved since tequila became the deal So don't try to slip one by me A calculator brain whizzing is all you'll see Final Chorus: Bar Math it's a beautiful thing It’s just a gift I bring Bar Math it's all about the numbers, I can use my fingers and toes Really gets my brain to thinking, WOW there it goes I only use BAR Math when I’m addin’ If it gets tougher than that I'll probably have to lay off the afternoon drinkin' Bar Math…just the facts, the way I figured it Yep, my BAR Math is a wonderful thing! This BAR loves, the way I’m thinkin’

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