[Intro] [record scratch, steady drum machine beat, melodic electric bass] (Yo, stitch this beat, bro. You know you want to. You can't even hear it. Oh wait, I'll just dub it on top of the video. My bad, didn't mean to cut off your rap.) [Verse 1] [male vocals, rhythmic flow] Uh, and we back from that, uh, uh Chillin' out with a little boom bap I hope you hopped on the track, it was so nice to see you Thanks for that, thanks for all the laughs and for the tears Yeah, you can have 'em back, we ain't lookin' for tears tonight But I'm sure they're on their way 'Cause if you know, you know, right? Like left, then right toe One more thing before you go Thanks for tunin' in Yeah, the fact you're seein' this, it's a win If not, it's in my recycling bin I'll never see it again until I open that one day And realize there's so much empty space that I filled up over the years All the recycling bin things, it's been there like a landfill Just fillin' itself up Time to clutch, throw it up Jerk, like can you find first? Can you find second? Can you bleed the brakes? I don't know, depends on the make and model Sometimes they're electronic, sometimes it's the newer model And you don't know what you're doin' anymore So you just hop in, put your foot on the floor Yeah, then you try the pedal next door So you don't run into the merchant store Yeah, find all the free stuff that they gave you Like five hundred bucks worth of stuff that you didn't need But now you paid for it 'cause you ran it over Yeah, way to go with your bum knee Couldn't lift up your leg in time so you crash right into the waiting line The people at the register, what do you call that? Something cool, oh it's on aisle four What the heck, there's a car coming through the door Everybody look out, uh, crashing through stuff Yeah, stuffed animals and little rubber balls That no parent wants to take home, they're flying everywhere Throughout the store, somehow you ended up at the kids' section At the back of the store, the hardest place to get to with your car Somehow you got there, you drove real far Way to go, dummy It's gonna be way more than five hundred dollars in damage though Game over [Outro] [bass fades, drum beat continues briefly then stops]
