[MACHINE HUM] Put the coin in. Nothing came out. Pressed number six. Machine had doubts. Light flashed green. Then orange. Then... Out of order. [BUILD] Try again. Probably shouldn't. [ONE-BEAT SILENCE] [RELEASE 1] OUT OF ORDER. NOTHING WORKS. OUT OF ORDER. THAT MADE IT WORSE. BUTTONS FLASH. MOTORS STUTTER. EVERYTHING SAYS OUT OF ORDER. [MACHINE RHYTHM JAMS] [POWER-DOWN RESET] Coin came back. Then went inside. Screen said "thanks." Then promptly died. Something dropped. Not what I bought. Machine restarted. Then forgot. [BUFFER STUTTER] Working... working... no. [BUILD] Motor turns. Lights distort. [ONE-BEAT SILENCE] [FINAL RELEASE — NO REPEAT] OUT OF ORDER. HERE WE GO. OUT OF ORDER. NOW IT KNOWS. COINS START FALLING. PANELS SHUDDER. WHOLE DAMN MACHINE OUT OF ORDER. [MECHANICAL CLUNK] Refund? [HARD STOP]
