[Verse 1] Brick-brack, zip-zap, moon boots on the gravel Talkin' in a zigzag, teeth made out of metal Crank-crank, clank-clank, soup in the revolver Noodle in the toolbox, purple-blooded solver Big rat, thin hat, parliament of pigeons Goldfish in a ski mask, issuing decisions Click-clack, flip-flap, gravy on the ledger I arrived by shopping cart, declared myself the mayor [Verse 2] Black van, no plan, driven by a turnip Three drums, blue thumbs, pocket full of worm chips Knee-deep in spaghetti, boss of every noodle Signed my name in thunder, stamped it with a poodle Crack a safe? Nah, crack an egg in armor Call me Captain Wobble, neighborhood charmer Sirens made of kazoo, getaway canoe I plead absolutely nothing, then moonwalk out the courtroom [Outro] Nonsense in the ledger, nonsense in the vault If the rhyme don't make sense, that's nobody's fault
