I know you've seen this man before In strip malls and grocery stores That look of loss on his face His mind off in another place He’s sittin there in that chair Near the Ladies dressing room Avoiding all those odd stares It just ain’t what they assume He’s her man, as clear as day As brave as any beau Too bad that there’s a sale today Cause he’s a man in tow He's dreamin' of recliners The NFL, the SEC, We all know that there’s a place he’d really rather be “No darlin, those jeans ain’t too tight” he says, lyin through his teeth Holds back a laugh with all his might to pass back hangers underneath He’s her man, as clear as day As brave as any beau Too bad that there’s a sale today Cause he’s a man in tow Next I see him at Hobby Lobby Lost in aisle twenty-three He’s pushing a cart and falling apart Holdin’ her purse like it’s TNT As the day wears on, another store his dignity grows thin But he does it all for who he adores in a game he’ll never win So raise your beers high in the air to the noble and the slow Cause we know we’ve all been there And been that man in tow Yes raise your beers high in the air to the noble and the slow Cause we know we’ve all been there And been that man in tow
