
Weed Keeps Me Outta Prison - Scott Allen Crow
[Intro] "Fire it up." "Time to burn one." [Verse 1] I smoke weed, You drink coffee. Mornings, before I deal with yawl. I gotta get in the right vibe. Step out on the back porch. Wake and Bake with the sunrise. When you see me. I'll be cheesin for a reason.. Even if it don't make sense. It'll be quite evident. Keepin my flow, in a good mood. Build somethin cool outta wood. Fall into a rabbit hole for a few. Climb out in about an hour or two. Play with the kids, when they, are home. They ditch me quick. Tick Tockin on the phone And I'm back alone. Step inside my shop, take a rip from the bong. Ding Ding Round 2 comes along. Look around a spell, So what needs to be fixin? Gotta keep a clear vision. Not draw any unwanted attention. Let's not try, to get me pissed, son. Weed keeps me out of prison. [Chorus] Weed keeps me out of fights. Weed keeps my ass at home. Weed gets my mind creating. Weed helped me write this song. Weed makes the music sound better. Weed keeps pain outta my bones. Meth and Drinkin gets me detention. But... Weed keeps me out of prison. [Verse 2] I get home from the workload. Smoke out in the driveway. I know our bad ass kids, have drove my woman insane. She's gonna take it out on me. Cause of course, I'm a man. Tag her out with a bag of good. Put the fear of God in them kids. Seems they got a few things, misunderstood. Keeps me calm, Relaxes all the friction. refrains me from unnecessary whippins. Gets me cookin vittles in the kitchen. Brings folks together, solves division. With that said, I'ma keep on hittin. Dead Ass, I ain't kiddin. Not, that it's anyone else's business. Child Abuse could get me detention. But... Weed keeps me out of prison. [Bridge] [Chorus] Weed keeps my wife from snappin'. While weed also has her laughin.. It's best that Weed happens. Before, I come walking in. Weed keeps a child from a beatin. Weed keeps me from chokin a __! Stoned in the dog house with Biscuit. But, Weed keeps me out of prison. "Move over Rover." [Solo] [Chorus] Weed gets me in the bed. Weed gets her in the mood. Weed gets Us right, in the head.. Weed makes a stupid movie good Weed loves a midnight snack. Weed needs a glass of water fast. Nights like this are a blessin. And... Weed keeps Us out of prison. "In case I forgot to mention..." Weed keeps me out of prison. Weed keeps me out of prison. [Outro] "Yeah, It does..." Weed keeps me out of prison....

