[verse] Name’s Sage, I’m the swagger coach, Changing simps’ ways, that’s my approach. Vape pipe long, fanny pack real wide, Homies hit me up, “Sage, teach us your guide.” [chorus] Swagger coach Sage, ladies take note, Confidence bigger than this town’s vote. Irresistible charm, standards sky high, If you don’t like my swag, your games too dry.' [verse] Cargo shorts, socks pulled high, Colored chain swingin’, wink in my eye. At the county fair, I’m the VIP, Even grandma blushed when she looked at me. Every “no” I hear, I just call a “maybe,” Swagger so smooth, you’re mine, baby. [verse] Snapback crooked, visor’s the crown, Walk in the bar, whole vibe shuts down. Homies crowd me, say “Sage, what’s the trick?” I nod, smile, ’cause my moves so slick. Tattoo of a wagon, stretched and warped, Flex that arm like a piece of art. Guys better watch out, wives and boo’s alike, One glance at Sage and they gon’ take a hike. [chorus] Swagger coach Sage, ladies take note, Confidence bigger than this rural town’s vote. Irresistible charm, standards sky high, You let your wife too close, she gon’ say buh-bye! [verse] Gas-station shades, sticker still on, Body spray hittin’ like a fire alarm. I’m the man, the myth, the heartthrob king, Homies line up, they want lessons from me. Unrolled smokes hangin’ loose in my pack, I holler “hey girl” — they always wink back. [outro] Visor tilted, tattoos on display, Fanny pack legend, remember the name. Swagger coach Sage, I paved the way, Rural town’s finest — class dismissed today.
