[Intro] [Sound of waves crashing on the Rambla + A lighter flicking on] [Heavy Reverb Surf Guitar Riff begins - The "Surfboard Guitar" sound] [Pierre - Spoken, deep, breathy, French accent]: Bonjour, mon ami. Do not look at ze bed. Ze bed is a lie. Put on ze shoes. Allez. We are going to hack ze biology today. [Verse 1] [The Beat drops - A walking pace rhythm, super steady] You want ze butterflies? Ze money? Ze amour? Stop running like a chicken, mon cheri, that is poor. If you chase ze papillon, he flies to Brazil. But if you become ze Garden... he takes the chill pill. I walk the Costanera, ten thousand steps of power, Cultivating my legs like a beautiful flower. Look at me, I am Antaeus, touching ze ground, Every step is a battery, charging round and round. [Chorus] [Explosion of Surf Rock Harmony + Cool whistling] WALK! (Marcher!) DON'T CHASE! (Non, non!) WE ARE BUILDING A TEMPLE IN THIS HUMAN RACE! 10K STEPS TO ETERNITY, BABY! MY GARDEN IS BLOOMING, I AM NEVER LAZY! THE BUTTERFLIES COME, THEY LAND ON MY NOSE, BECAUSE I AM THE COOLEST FLOWER THAT GROWS! (Guitar Solo that sounds like water splashing) [Verse 2] [Bass-heavy, hypnotic groove - "Regular Show" montage vibe] My liver is smiling, my heart plays the drum, The Reaper is watching, but he cannot come. "He is walking too fast!" Death says with a frown, "He is planting the seeds all over the town!" It is not about sweating, it is about style, Walking away from the bullshit, mile after mile. Konosuba Logic: My stats are exploding! While the rest of the world is barely loading. Regarde! A butterfly made of cash... It just landed on my mustache. [Bridge] [Music slows down. Psychedelic swirling sounds] [Pierre whispers]: Ecoutez... The hardest part is the first sock. The second hardest is the door lock. After that... C'est la magie. The pavement is your lover. Kiss it with your feet. [Outro] [Surf Rock returns with maximum intensity] KEEP WALKING! TEND THE GARDEN! SCREW THE BUTTERFLIES! (They will come anyway!) 10K! 10K! 10K! Au revoir, sadness. [Sound of a synth-wave seagull screeching] [Pierre]: "Très cool."
