[Verse 1] We walked into the restaurant last Friday night Hostess looked at her then looked at me like something wasn't right Sat us down at a table, brought the wine list over fast Looked at Katalin and said "Your usual glass?" Looked at me and said "And for your friend?" I said "I'm her HUSBAND" and she said "Oh, since when?" [Chorus] She's out of my league And everybody knows it but me I walk beside her like I belong But the whole world's singing a different song She's out of my league Yeah, she's out of my league [Verse 2] Went to pick her up from work one afternoon Security guard stopped me, said "Sir you can't come in this room" I said "I'm here for my wife" he said "Which one?" I pointed at Katalin, he said "THAT one?" Called his supervisor, ran a background check I said "Is this really necessary?" He said "Sir YES with all respect" [Chorus] She's out of my league And everybody knows it but me I walk beside her like I belong But the whole world's singing a different song She's out of my league Yeah, she's out of my league [Bridge - Spoken] Look, I know what I look like And I know what SHE looks like The math doesn't add up My barber doesn't understand it My MOTHER doesn't understand it Katalin's friends definitely don't understand it But here's the thing She picked ME And I wake up every morning And check to make sure she hasn't googled "annulment" [Verse 3] Her mama pulled me aside on our wedding day Said "Son, I like you, but I gotta say Whatever you're doing, just keep doing it" I said "Ma'am, I genuinely don't know what IT is" She said "Maybe that's the secret, you lovable fool" I've been winging it ever since, playing it cool [Final Chorus] She's out of my league And I've made my peace with the mystery She fell in love with whatever this is And that's good enough history for me She's out of my league But she's in my arms tonight And if the whole world thinks I married up Well the whole world finally got something RIGHT [Outro - Spoken] She just texted me "bring home milk" With a heart emoji And I just pulled into the grocery store Grinning like I won the LOTTERY (laughing) Whole milk? Two percent? I'll bring home the whole COW Whatever you want, Katalin Whatever you want
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