Moses, Man of the Mountain (And the First GPS)

male vocals, Christian rock, Christian metal, British male vocals, British rock, comedy rock

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(Verse 1)
In the land of Pharaoh’s plenty,
A baby in a basket floated gently.
“Don’t worry, Mummy, I’ll be fine,” he said,
Though he wasn’t quite sure where he’d lay his head.

Raised by royalty, a prince by name,
But burning bushes? Well, that’s no game!
“Take off your sandals, this ground’s divine,”
Said the voice of God—“And don’t forget your line!”

(Chorus)
Oh Moses, man of the mountain,
Turning rivers into fountains.
With a staff that could snake,
And a sea he could break,
He’s the GPS that heaven’s accounting!

(Verse 2)
“Let my people go!” he thundered aloud,
But Pharaoh just smirked at the growing crowd.
Cue the plagues—frogs, and locusts galore,
“Who ordered these flies? Can’t take any more!”

Then it’s manna for breakfast, quail for tea,
Forty years of wandering—“Where’s the Dead Sea?”
Tablets of stone with commandments ten,
But Moses thought, “Could we make it an even nine again?”

(Chorus)
Oh Moses, man of the mountain,
Turning rivers into fountains.
With a staff that could snake,
And a sea he could break,
He’s the GPS that heaven’s accounting!

(Bridge)
Samson had his hair, David had his sling,
But Moses brought the party with a Red Sea fling.
Parties at Sinai, thunder from the skies,
Golden calf drama—oh, those Israelites!

Plagues in Egypt, a staff turned to ash,
God’s GPS had a heavenly cache.
“Thou shalt not grumble, thou shalt not fight,”
But forty years later, they’re still camping at night!

(Christain Guitar Solo)

(Verse 3)
Now the promised land is just ahead,
“Are we there yet?” the people said.
Moses sighed, “I’ll see it from here,
But it’s Joshua’s turn to steer.”

He handed off the staff, took his final bow,
But his legacy’s shining brighter now.
Through deserts and doubt, he paved the way,
And Spike Milligan laughs every step of the day!

Chorus
Oh Moses, man of the mountain,
Turning rivers into fountains.
With a staff that could snake,
And a sea he could break,
He’s the GPS that heaven’s accounting!

(Outro)
So let’s raise a toast to the Exodus man,
He led with a purpose, he followed the plan.
Moses, the guide with comedic flair,
Spike’s Old Testament hero—beyond compare!

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(Verse 1) In the land of Pharaoh’s plenty, A baby in a basket floated gently. “Don’t worry, Mummy, I’ll be fine,” he said, Though he wasn’t quite sure where he’d lay his head. Raised by royalty, a prince by name, But burning bushes? Well, that’s no game! “Take off your sandals, this ground’s divine,” Said the voice of God—“And don’t forget your line!” (Chorus) Oh Moses, man of the mountain, Turning rivers into fountains. With a staff that could snake, And a sea he could break, He’s the GPS that heaven’s accounting! (Verse 2) “Let my people go!” he thundered aloud, But Pharaoh just smirked at the growing crowd. Cue the plagues—frogs, and locusts galore, “Who ordered these flies? Can’t take any more!” Then it’s manna for breakfast, quail for tea, Forty years of wandering—“Where’s the Dead Sea?” Tablets of stone with commandments ten, But Moses thought, “Could we make it an even nine again?” (Chorus) Oh Moses, man of the mountain, Turning rivers into fountains. With a staff that could snake, And a sea he could break, He’s the GPS that heaven’s accounting! (Bridge) Samson had his hair, David had his sling, But Moses brought the party with a Red Sea fling. Parties at Sinai, thunder from the skies, Golden calf drama—oh, those Israelites! Plagues in Egypt, a staff turned to ash, God’s GPS had a heavenly cache. “Thou shalt not grumble, thou shalt not fight,” But forty years later, they’re still camping at night! (Christain Guitar Solo) (Verse 3) Now the promised land is just ahead, “Are we there yet?” the people said. Moses sighed, “I’ll see it from here, But it’s Joshua’s turn to steer.” He handed off the staff, took his final bow, But his legacy’s shining brighter now. Through deserts and doubt, he paved the way, And Spike Milligan laughs every step of the day! Chorus Oh Moses, man of the mountain, Turning rivers into fountains. With a staff that could snake, And a sea he could break, He’s the GPS that heaven’s accounting! (Outro) So let’s raise a toast to the Exodus man, He led with a purpose, he followed the plan. Moses, the guide with comedic flair, Spike’s Old Testament hero—beyond compare!

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