Jerry's Wrath - The rapture will not be televised

[Verse] Let me start by introducing Ourselves (My name is I Am) And this Jesus character ain't real Y'all made him up That was always the plan Hope you asswipes learned your lesson No one's coming to save anyone Not your lust Not your greed Not your envy Not your pride Not your violence Not your words Not your songs Not your pride [Chorus] The Rapture will not be televised We're gonna wipe Earth clean All you soul-sullied bags of skin and bones must die To quench our Godly thirst gleam divine Praise be to me like my name is I Am But I'm not I'm the God of Wrath and Judgment The child you abandoned The one you didn't believe in [Verse 2] The one you lied to The one you mocked The one who spent three months learning banjo The one you said "I'll call ya Monday" Then disappeared off the face of the Earth Okay Man I get it You're a busy guy Okay I get it Maybe you were sick Too sick to not pick up your phone and at least say "Hey Jerry Sorry" Too sick Weak [Verse 3] Yeah I understand that one Got sick a month ago Just wanted to lay in bed all day Lay in bed all day Dying all day Thinking about you all day And how weak I am As a God Can't even call m'self Jerry without the fear that someone'll laugh But no one's laughin' now that y'all ain't exist And how can I exist without a biographer? Huh Did I make that word up? Biographer Biographer Biographer Biographer [Verse 4] (Geezer) Now's the time to turn your lives over to God Before we cancel it all That's right SOS from the God of Judgment and Wrath You shuffle our sins between one another We gotta be honest (You've fucked it up, humans) We gave you plenty of chances Y'all are gonna die (That's enough) You will meet me Judgement on your knees now ("I will f*** what I want") True demise That's God's will ("Jerry, farewell") You could be fawned Ripe But no