
Judy Phoenix Don’t Make the Witch Mad Club
[INTRO] (spoken / vocoder / dark FX) “I’m Judy Phoenix, the witch for the Intergalactic Music Confederation.” [VERSE 1] Midnight boots on a neon street Black lace smile, danger sweet Gothic heart with a cosmic grin She pets the monsters, tucks them in From distant stars they came to fight She feeds them love, they purr at night Bad aliens learn a brand new trick Sit, stay, roll over — good little freak [PRE-CHORUS 1] She laughs too loud, the candles shake Moonlight bends with every step she takes You think it’s fun, you think it’s play But hear the warning—walk away [CHORUS 1] Don’t make the witch mad, don’t cross that line Sugar and fire in the same damn mind She’s cute, she’s chaos, dressed in black Push her once — no turning back [VERSE 2] Crystal nails and electric spells Rock riffs ringing through haunted hells She brews her tea with stardust dust Techno pulse and iron rust She’s moody when the planets clash Sarcastic grin, then thunder crash One wrong word, one stupid joke Reality starts to choke [PRE-CHORUS 2] Her shadow moves before she does Static in the air because She didn’t mean to break the sky But oops… the spell went wild this time [CHORUS 2] Don’t make the witch mad, hear me say She’ll turn your war into cabaret Cute little curse, big bad boom She’ll redecorate the moon [VERSE 3] Intergalactic family tight From Buenos Aires to endless night Riffs and beats across the stars United freaks with broken hearts She rides the bass like a broomstick ride Laughing while the galaxies collide She means well, but loses control When anger sparks inside her soul [PRE-CHORUS 3] She whispers spells she shouldn’t say Now time runs backwards anyway She bites her lip, eyes glowing red “Uh oh… not what I meant…” [CHORUS 3] Don’t make the witch mad, don’t be dumb She’ll turn your army into foam and rum She’s sweet as sin, wild as fate Too late now — you hit the gate [VERSE 4] She shrugs it off with a crooked smile Says “Sorry… lost it for a while” Pets her alien, calls it “Babe” Turns broken worlds back into shape Gothic queen with a playful side Hexes hum where love and rage collide She’s not evil, just intense Handle with care — common sense [PRE-CHORUS 4] She lights a match, then blows it out Control is not what this is about One more tease, one more fight And day explodes into night [CHORUS 4] Don’t make the witch mad, final call She’ll dance on the ashes of protocol From cute to chaos in one heartbeat Hex, drop, riff — repeat [OUTRO] (laughing / whispered / glitch FX) Pretty little witch with a dangerous grin Turning bad aliens into pets again Remember the name when the stars align— Judy Phoenix… Don’t make her mad.

