[Verse 1] They caught me in the mirror, said it was a crime Too much shine in my reflection, crossed the legal line Leather jacket, halo hair, standing six-foot grace Charged with elegance and smuggling style across the state [Pre-Chorus] I said, “I’m just surviving, moisturizing, thriving” But they cuffed me with compliments, no use denying [Chorus] Criminally beautiful, locked in a frame My mugshot’s a masterpiece, they whisper my name Illegal levels of beauty, no bail to pay I’m sentenced to slay — every single day [Verse 2] They measured me in inches, tried to dim my glow Declared my cheekbones weapons, said my lashes broke the code I held the placard proudly, “Excessive Beauty” signed A fashion editorial disguised as legal bind [Bridge] Now I pose for justice, catwalk through the court My crime? Just existing — too divine to sort They tried to tame the sparkle, but it only spread Now every mirror’s haunted by the life I led [Final Chorus] Criminally beautiful, locked in a frame My mugshot’s a warning — don’t play the fame game Illegal levels of beauty, no rules apply But beware: they’ll arrest you for catching someone’s eye [Outro – Spoken Word] “This is your final warning. Beauty isn’t safe. Not in this system. Not when you shine too loud.”
