[Verse 1] Would you like to try our tea? I shook my head, thanks The place is half-packed Time to roam around a little My Facebook friends must be pretty annoyed with me For posting so much, too much And the oversharing, TMI, OCD level Won’t be long now ‘til I disappear [Pre-Chorus] Without a trace, when the witching hour comes Or so I’ve been told Warned By the first episode of AHS – final season It’s all about number 13 Time to look for her [Chorus] When the witching hour comes When the witching hour comes Thirteen, here we go It’s gonna get strange tonight When the witching hour comes When the witching hour comes I’m not the one I saw Not the one in that glow [Verse 2] I had an overview of GardenWalk With huge figures of monsters, ghouls, skeletons and such And the extra bit of Taiwan Carnival nonsense Haphazardly displayed The food looked good, smelled just right But mix everything together Including the somewhat somber children Playing with their Mid-Autumn Moon festival lanterns Something seemed off [Pre-Chorus] I started with the languorous character From The Nightmare Before Christmas One Then Two is a coffin without a lid Classic Dracula Ghost, Dragon, some superhero That I’m not familiar with Thirteen, here we go Yes, a witch [Chorus] When the witching hour comes When the witching hour comes Thirteen, here we go It’s gonna get strange tonight When the witching hour comes When the witching hour comes I’m not the one I saw Not the one in that glow [Bridge] Before I took a closer look I selfied with her Say HOCUS-POCUS, there, done Nothing too weird, this witch I touched her hand The nose could have been a little longer No hint of breasts which I thought cruel somehow Oh witchy witch! Were you ever a mother? [Verse 3] So now I felt bored The number 13 witch did absolutely nothing to me For me What a let down Exactly thirteen minutes later On my way home, via the bus, I looked out the window An elderly lady slumped over in her wheelchair Looks like someone left her in the shade, but why for the love of God?! I hope she’s okay My gosh, her clumps of white hair looked almost like… [Pre-Chorus] Oh good, someone came for her She looked up When I got home I took an extra long shower And I thanked God twice For my extra long, hot, refreshing shower Then on my comfortable bed, I turned on my black mirror Time to make a video clip [Chorus] When the witching hour comes When the witching hour comes Thirteen, here we go It’s gonna get strange tonight When the witching hour comes When the witching hour comes I’m not the one I saw Not the one in that glow [Bridge] To share with my Facebook friends and YouTube fans You know how it is If it’s not on social media, it didn’t happen I need people to know that I’m still alive Having fun on my own I want people to desire my sexy avatars I want my alter egos Ash Koledo and Lu Slater And newly created DIỆU To sing their hearts out [Verse 4] With their Suno A.I. voices And live out their fabulous lives In my Sondo A.I. music videos Sống ảo vui hơn đời thường for sure! Wait Wait a minute What is this? Among the pics and videos I took And quickly swiped to check for deletion I saw her [Chorus] When the witching hour comes When the witching hour comes Thirteen, here we go It’s gonna get strange tonight When the witching hour comes When the witching hour comes I’m not the one I saw Not the one in that glow [Outro] The witch The one I took a selfie with Only as I now zoom in It’s unmistakably her Yes, yes, the nose that I thought should be longer? That’s her nose Those clumps of white hair? Hers And that stare Wait Her stare looks like my stare Who? Whose? Look kiddo! It’s not you in the selfie! What? Yeah. Zoom in. Is that you? I put away the black mirror It’s gonna
