[Verse 1] Rolling out of Warsaw In the frosty morning air Red cab White trailer Driver humming Doesn’t care But somewhere past the border On a quiet country road Twelve tons of Kit Kats vanished Like they just got raptured whole [Chorus] Twelve tons of Kit Kats Gone in the Polish night Someone’s building candy castles Stacked to the ceiling height From Kraków up to Gdańsk town They’re laughing near and far “Break me off a heist like that” For that missing chocolate car (hey!) [Verse 2] Now the memes hit the internet Like confetti in a storm Photoshopped that poor old truck On a cocoa unicorn Priests are holding candy bars Blessing every single bite “Lead us not to snack temptation Steal our stress But pay in stripes” [Chorus] Twelve tons of Kit Kats Gone in the Polish night Grandma sharing TikTok prayers For the sweetest of all crimes “If you find that rolling treasure Bring a bar back to my yard” “Lord Forgive my search history ‘How to hide a candy cart’” (oh yeah) [Bridge] [Band drops to claps and stomp] Say “oh my Lord” (Call: “Oh my Lord”) Where’d that sugar go? (Call: “Where’d that sugar go?”) Is it under some old hay bale Or a YouTuber’s show? (Call: “We just wanna know!”) [Chorus] Twelve tons of Kit Kats Somewhere past that toll Maybe in a secret bunker Like sweet brown bricks of gold From pews to Polish barrooms They’re joking at the bar “If I did that job I’d tithe In individually wrapped bars” (mmm-hmm) [Outro] So raise your snack to sinners Who planned that cocoa score If laughter’s holy medicine We just got a whole lot more Twelve tons of Kit Kats Still missing Near or far But they gave the world a reason To laugh about a candy car
