[Verse 1] Clock out at five, but my day’s not through, Second job calling—gains coming soon! Trading dumbbells for twenty-pound rice, Getting jacked and paid? Now that’s nice! [Pre-Chorus 1] Manager smirks, tosses me the heavy, “You want a workout? Here’s your levy!” Rice bags for reps, water jugs for sets, He times my lifts while I drip sweat! [Pre-Chorus 2] “Move it!” he yells—I pick up pace, Dog food, flour, truckloads of weight! Arms on fire, but that’s the game, Getting paid to burn? Ain’t that insane?! [Chorus] Ohhh, double shift life! Manager’s my trainer—no complaints, right? First job brain, second job pain, Getting swole on company time—that’s my game! From keyboard jockey to freight machine, This is the story of my gains! [Verse 2] 9-to-5 in my office chair, But 6-to-midnight? Muscles don’t care! Canned food section—beast mode ON, Laughing with crew while I move a ton! [Bridge] No rest, no sleep, just protein dreams, Stacking pallets like a shipping fiend! Who needs a gym when work’s this tough? Two jobs deep—and I’m still buff! [Final Chorus] Ohhh, double shift grind! Working all day and working all night! First job pay, second job play, Getting ripped the hustle way! From desk slave to shelf-load king, This is the life that reps built me! [Outro] Now I’m the strongest in the store, Manager begs, “Please—no more!” Two jobs strong? Yeah, I’m that guy, Who needs sleep? I’m LIVING THE HIGH! 🎸 [Guitar riff + cash register cha-ching!] 🏋️
