Alright... You people are still here? That’s either love... Bad judgment... Or nobody showed you the exits Either way... We appreciate the hell out of it We got one more for you One... Two... One, two, three, four! You came in loud You stayed all night Sang half wrong Then sang it right Hands in the air Feet on the floor We couldn’t ask For nothing more Thanks for showing up Thanks for rocking out Thanks for every whistle Every clap, every shout You gave us yours We gave it back If the walls still stand We’ll call that a fact Thanks for showing up Thanks for rocking out Some came early Some crawled in late Some found trouble Some found fate One more round One more cheer Then the bartender said Get 'em out of here Thanks for showing up Thanks for rocking out Thanks for every whistle Every clap, every shout You gave us yours We gave it back If the walls still stand We’ll call that a fact Thanks for showing up Thanks for rocking out Now hold up... Before we get ourselves thrown out Let me introduce you To the gnarly old bastards On percussion... Keeper of the backbeat Destroyer of good judgment... Give it up for Kenny! On the keys... Half preacher Half troublemaker All Hammond grease... Make some noise for Louie G! On the bass... Lower than rent And twice as hard to collect... Give it up for Bad Brad! On horns... Too classy for this outfit And apparently out on bail... Let’s hear it for Frankie and James! On guitars... Smooth enough to borrow money Mean enough to ask for it back... Give it up for Scratch! And right here up front... Still standing Still smiling Still legally allowed within city limits... Call me SkiBum! Are we too old? HELL YES! Should we slow down? HELL NO! Who are we? THE NOBS! Who do you love, baby? THE GNARLY OLD BASTARDS! Thanks for showing up Thanks for rocking out Thanks for every whistle Every clap, every shout You gave us yours We gave it back If the roof still sticks We’ll call that a fact Thanks for showing up Thanks for rocking out The bartender just told me... You don’t have to go home But you can’t stay here Tip your waitress Tip your bartender Pay your tab Find your coat If you drove here... Please don’t Good night... We love you more than top shelf tequila... WE’RE THE NOBS!
