Through the Glory Hole (Remastered)

[Verse 1] First guy comes in That's quite a unit He's got a trunk like a tree Takes a man to the hilt to try to wear it Wouldn't know where to begin Hate to get speared with that We both know I would never recover I tell him sorry but that will not fit in [Chorus] Through the glory hole Men will tell you it's not the size that counts Through the glory hole You can test the theory And we find out that it is [Verse 2] Second guy comes in He's got a little piglet Only the tip comes through the other side It's a wonder I even noticed it It's just not what I'm used to My eyes had to adjust to the small size That's not gonna do it I have to pass on you Sorry I'm not tryin' to be a dick [Chorus] Through the glory hole Men will tell you it's not the size that counts Through the glory hole You can test the theory And we find out that it is [Verse 3] Another guy comes in Now this one's like Goldilocks Not too big Not too small Just right It's hard to find the perfect one Oh It's not just the size He's got a nice shape Good length And good girth I think I've met my match I think I've met my man I hope that I don't ever have to meet the person attached [Chorus] Through the glory hole Men will tell you it's not the size that counts Through the glory hole You can test the theory And we find out that it is Through the glory hole Men will tell you it's not the size that counts Through the glory hole You can test the theory And we find out that it is