That Bitch Ugly Disease

psychedelic country-reggae blues comedy song, slow loping one-drop groove with brushed snare and lazy rim clicks, twangy electric guitar answering a warm Hammond organ, slide guitar bends, rubbery bass, dusty barroom piano, tremolo guitar and swirling tape-warp textures; verses delivered by a dry adult male in conversational irritated country storytelling, pre-choruses tighten into clipped call-and-response chants, choruses open into memorable rough-edged male gang vocals, bridge strips to sparse doctor-patient dialogue, breakdown rebuilds with dub delay throws, psychedelic guitar feedback and hand percussion, wide warm analog mix, punchy low end, clear vocal center, dramatic dropouts and comic timing

[Intro]

I saw this bitch
And this bitch was so ugly
I’m like—
Damn.

That bitch ugly.

[Verse 1]

I saw this bitch and this bitch was so ugly
I said, “God damn, somebody better study
Whatever the hell is happening here
’Cause that bitch ugly from far and near”

That bitch must have that bitch ugly disease
Somebody call the CDC, please
I don’t know the symptoms
I don’t know the cause
All I know is I looked at her
And had to pause

[Pre-Chorus]

God damn
That bitch ugly
God damn
That bitch ugly

Wait—

Not bitch ugly disease

That bitch ugly disease.

Yeah.

That one.

[Chorus]

THAT BITCH UGLY DISEASE
Going around like a goddamn sneeze
One bitch ugly
Two bitch ugly
Three bitch ugly—

JESUS, PLEASE

Must be a pandemic
Everybody freeze
We got another case of
THAT BITCH UGLY DISEASE

[Verse 2]

Why are so many bitches so ugly?
Seriously, somebody explain this to me
I went outside for five damn minutes
Now everybody ugly
What the hell is in it?

Is it in the water?
Is it in the air?
Did somebody open up a portal somewhere?

I turned the corner
Saw another one

God damn.

The disease done won.

[Chorus]

THAT BITCH UGLY DISEASE
Spreading through the population with incredible ease
Ugly over here
Ugly over there
God damn, bitch
It’s everywhere

Must be a pandemic
Bring me to my knees
Another confirmed case of
THAT BITCH UGLY DISEASE

[Bridge]

Doctor said, “What are the symptoms?”

I said:

“Ugly.”

He said, “Anything else?”

I said:

“Extremely.”

He said, “How long has this been happening?”

I said:

“Man, all damn evening.”

[Breakdown]

That bitch ugly
That bitch ugly
That bitch—

Hold on.

No.

That bitch ugly disease.

THAT.
BITCH.
UGLY.
DISEASE.

[Final Chorus]

THAT BITCH UGLY DISEASE
Somebody quarantine the whole damn street
They’re coming from the left
They’re coming from the right
Everywhere I look somebody ruining my night

God damn
Have mercy, please
We’re living through the age of
THAT BITCH UGLY DISEASE

[Outro]

I saw this bitch

And this bitch was so ugly

I’m like—

Damn.

...

That bitch got it.

2069/7500

[Intro] I saw this bitch And this bitch was so ugly I’m like— Damn. That bitch ugly. [Verse 1] I saw this bitch and this bitch was so ugly I said, “God damn, somebody better study Whatever the hell is happening here ’Cause that bitch ugly from far and near” That bitch must have that bitch ugly disease Somebody call the CDC, please I don’t know the symptoms I don’t know the cause All I know is I looked at her And had to pause [Pre-Chorus] God damn That bitch ugly God damn That bitch ugly Wait— Not bitch ugly disease That bitch ugly disease. Yeah. That one. [Chorus] THAT BITCH UGLY DISEASE Going around like a goddamn sneeze One bitch ugly Two bitch ugly Three bitch ugly— JESUS, PLEASE Must be a pandemic Everybody freeze We got another case of THAT BITCH UGLY DISEASE [Verse 2] Why are so many bitches so ugly? Seriously, somebody explain this to me I went outside for five damn minutes Now everybody ugly What the hell is in it? Is it in the water? Is it in the air? Did somebody open up a portal somewhere? I turned the corner Saw another one God damn. The disease done won. [Chorus] THAT BITCH UGLY DISEASE Spreading through the population with incredible ease Ugly over here Ugly over there God damn, bitch It’s everywhere Must be a pandemic Bring me to my knees Another confirmed case of THAT BITCH UGLY DISEASE [Bridge] Doctor said, “What are the symptoms?” I said: “Ugly.” He said, “Anything else?” I said: “Extremely.” He said, “How long has this been happening?” I said: “Man, all damn evening.” [Breakdown] That bitch ugly That bitch ugly That bitch— Hold on. No. That bitch ugly disease. That bitch ugly disease. THAT. BITCH. UGLY. DISEASE. [Final Chorus] THAT BITCH UGLY DISEASE Somebody quarantine the whole damn street They’re coming from the left They’re coming from the right Everywhere I look somebody ruining my night God damn Have mercy, please We’re living through the age of THAT BITCH UGLY DISEASE [Outro] I saw this bitch And this bitch was so ugly I’m like— Damn. ... That bitch got it.

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