WHOOPS ooo foo bee doo bee do do ya want it all for yo uh oh uh oh oh no whoa no way buddy oh no oh no look out 1,2,3, TEN There was a royal prince of nothing who wanted to be something so went to school to figure how to fool all the people into giving him their somethings goooooh team DAN! At the end of every day all the somethings he got added up to naught but wonderful things in his head But to everyone not dead the great instead was that it was nothing but a big burp after slurping up his imaginary soup ooo foo bee doo bee do do ya want it all for yo oh self? uh oh uh oh OH NO WHOOPS Dastardly Dan kept his hawk eyes on the prize And always checked with I’s who have it when cor por it would sign the plan Dan would steel on principle and put it in his pocket So he chases after air OH CONTRAIRE he would say money is all things except for the things it can’t buy WHAT? So oh oh no oh yes Dan had a new plan he proposed to make all the money and buy all the people who have all the things money can’t buy so he has All The Things ooo foo bee doo bee do do ya want it all for yo oh self? uh oh uh oh OH NO Oh dastardly Dan yes you can get all the things you want with screaming and yelling and lying and cheating all while meeting the quotas for the day and if you make all the little people smile then you’re O…K HEY DAN YOU CAN check the boxes and lines on the bottom then check your bottom with them ooo foo bee doo bee do do ya want it all for yo oh self? uh oh uh oh OH NO So one day Dan the man goes to a paper stand and picks up a paper from the stand OH MAN SAYS DAN those dastardly deeds done by the government of something ended up costing all the something’s Dan had collected on the side but he had still all the people he could buy who had some somethings that he could call his own ooo foo bee doo bee do do ya want it all for yo oh self? uh oh uh oh OH NO So all the people Dan made smile left all their smiles at home in a can where they put all the things money can’t buy then Dan had no cans which left him high and dry OH MY ooo foo bee doo bee do do ya want it all for yo oh self? uh oh uh oh OH NO Oh dastardly Dan yes you can get all the things you want with screaming and yelling and lying and cheating all while meeting the quotas for the day and if you make all the little people smile then you’re O…K HEY DAN YOU CAN’T so we the people with the things money can’t buy checked with the government of all things and they ordered corporate to comply with the orders from the top and they said Dan had to stop trying to buy the people with the things MONEY CAN’T BUY so Dastardly Dan in the end screamed and yelled and lied and cheated all his friends and the people he made smile waited for awhile with different smiles until HE MET HIS END ooo foo bee doo bee do do ya want it all for yo oh self? uh oh uh oh OH NO WHOOPS ooo foo bee doo bee do do ya want it all for yo oh self?
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