17. Swipe Left

*Fucking Ai. No Way!* *Pretty soon there will be AI for everything yeah hahaha* * Imagine girls an AI worst boyfriend ever, hahahaha* * This might make then think twice* *This is Swipe Left* The lonely, the sad, the imperceptibly human; Veiled in deceit. You know this is you man! The ingratiatingly sweet, the slimy in retreat; Your interest is obvious, your tastes are replete; Disgusting and filthy as you ply your trade; You fail to impress, you don't make the grade. When faced with real people who see what you are You blog and you rant from safety afar. Hiding behind the clouds you create, You're nothing so special, you'll never be great. A week individual too scared to be known You run and you hide in fear of being shown. A colossus of anger with a ridiculous plan, You miss every point, tick boxes all scanned. Playing your games is the route to your fall; Expecting all women to rise to your call. You're nothing so special, you're less than your chat. Revoltingly sugar, just a messed up 'Brat'. An empty vessel an excuse for a Man, Taking cheap swipes is all that you can. You think you are smart, above all the rest, You're a sad little loser who fails every test. Deleting you was the best thing I've done You're pond scum in shadow without the light of my sun. You won't be missed, I don't even hate you! I dropped my standards just to date you. A pompous buffoon who's scared of his shade, I said it before ' you don't make the grade'. Rudeness and Ignorance deep in your core, A sad little wanker, a total 'man whore' But who would want you? who indeed? Would give their heart to a prick in such need? You mute your betters its all you can do, You're a slimy slug trail beneath my shoe. So go be a cloud for no-one will miss you. Thank God I had Foresight Enough Not To Kiss You.