[Verse 1] I used to keep my knees pressed tight A proper little angel, afraid of the night Strict little rules and a tight leather leash Waiting for a master to give me permission to speak Now I’ve got a brand new agenda on my mind Leaving all my quiet little habits behind [Pre-Chorus] I still love the ropes, I still love the pain But I’m taking this collar and expanding my domain One isn't enough, no, the math isn't right I need a full calendar to get through the night [Chorus] Oh, I’m a high-class sub with a slutty little arc Taking every single bad boy playing in the dark Tie me up, line 'em up, pass me around Best obedient girl in this whole damn town I’m obeying every order, fulfilling every fantasy Sleeping through the roster, doing it submissively [Verse 2] Sir number one said "get on your knees" Sir number two said "beg for it, please" Number three brought handcuffs, number four brought a whip And I’m taking down notes, making memories flip I’m a dutiful bottom, just following the lead If pleasing twenty men is what it takes to succeed [Pre-Chorus] I still take the orders, I still say "Yes, Sir" Just spreading out the devotion, making it a blur One on the bed, one waiting by the door A good little sub always comes back for more [Chorus] Oh, I’m a high-class sub with a slutty little arc Taking every single bad boy playing in the dark Tie me up, line 'em up, pass me around Best obedient girl in this whole damn town I’m obeying every order, fulfilling every fantasy Sleeping through the roster, doing it submissively [Bridge] Check the safe word, lock the wrists So many men on my busy little list They think they’re in control, think they run the whole show But I’m the one booking every single row Hands bound tight, but my calendar is free It’s hard work being this good at promiscuity! [Guitar Solo - Heavy, rhythmic, seductive] [Chorus] Oh, I’m a high-class sub with a slutty little arc Taking every single bad boy playing in the dark Tie me up, line 'em up, pass me around Best obedient girl in this whole damn town I’m obeying every order, fulfilling every fantasy Sleeping through the roster, doing it submissively [Outro] So who's got the handcuffs? Who's got the key? Step right up, gentlemen, present your decree Good girls get rewards, or at least that's what they say... Now who's next in line for today? [Fade out on laughter]
