Motherfucker Shot My Dog Pappy Knocked Up Lil’ Sis My Friend Took My Bride On Our Honeymoon Jesus Gave Me Back My Wife, Now I’m In Chains I Farted, Now It’s A Mess Free As A Bird Trapped In A Cage Commodore Fellatio Onenutt One hung low following in the mud Many One Eyed Jack Standing Hard Watch the Rain Splash on the Rock and up her skirt See all the ants smirk and twerk. Where did all that come from Somewhere behind the sun and three quarters down the road hanging with Attila the hun. Her raging itch that snuck up between the buns Scratching and slapping it raw. Swears it feel like a buzz saw One agony that beset the pony When it learned it was a phony pony
