Image Toolkit Simple Tool

Image tool kit [Verse 1] My pics hit the forum, but they're fat Camera's a glutton, what is up with that? So I fire up the app, shrink 'em down quick Lighten 'em up, make 'em stick Should probably reinstall it, yeah Switched from a Pixel 10 to a 9, who cares? Forgot to grab it, but honestly, I'm fine Still posting pictures, having a good time [Chorus] That's my jam, that little app Trim it down, no extra crap No fuss, no muss, just let me click Move that picture, do the trick That's my pick, that little tool Simple, quick, I make the rules My phone's a phone, plain and true Not a helper with a hundred things to do [Verse 2] I like my phone to mind its own biz Calls, texts, and that's all it is When it starts doing favors, I swear It just becomes another thing I gotta bear Don't make me tap through sixteen screens, Just to buy a coffee, know what I mean? I know what I want, I'm not a tourist, geez No grand tour, just take my money, please [Chorus] That's my jam, that little app Trim it down, no extra crap No fuss, no muss, just let me click Move that picture, do the trick That's my pick, that little tool Simple, quick, I make the rules My phone's a phone, plain and true Not a helper with a hundred things to do [Bridge] No AI pass, no fancy skies, no fake glass Don't want it making pretty things, oh alas Just give me knobs where I can reach 'em, fast Before my patience totally runs out, a blast Background black, icons all gone, poof! Leave me text, leave me blocks, that's the proof Leave me alone, let me work, no goof Just simple tools, under my own roof [Chorus] That's my jam, that little app Trim it down, no extra crap No fuss, no muss, just let me click Move that picture, do the trick That's my pick, that little tool Simple, quick, I make the rules My phone's a phone, plain and true Not a helper with a hundred things to do [Outro] Seriously, phone, you're a pain Just do what I asked, again and again