ALEX DOESN’T DESERVE A SONG [Verse 1] Woah hold up— Everybody stop, something don’t add up. Alex can’t read but she has two books Always got opinions, always got a speech, Acts like she invented every song on the beach She says she has style, she says she has class, but only one things for sure —she’s got sass One week she’s over the moon for Justin Bieber, next week she’s an E-D-M purple people eater, Next week she’s yelling every modern song is junk Changing personalities like a skunk, Got an identity crisis on a seven-day streak— I think next week she’s gonna try to switch from a beach bum girl to a visco babe with a goth bitches favorite ice cream flav [Pre-Chorus] Confidence through the roof with zero hesitation— acting like her life’s a paid vacation — let’s chug a couple beers — maybe 3 or fuckin 4 — all I know is that Alex doesn’t wanna be a bore Maybe next year she’ll remember not to miss Christmas — Santa gave up waiting and started doing dishes. [Chorus] ALEX!!! WHY YOU THINK YOUR A MUSIC GODDESS ON PLANET E? I’m pretty sure your eons behind me— because my music comes from the heart — although I know I make better music than you when I fart SO ITS COOL IF YOU DON’T AGREE — but you can’t stop progress and technology — so if I were you I wouldn’t talk shit on me REMEMBER YOU AIN’T ANY WHERE NEAR ME IN CREATIVITY [Verse 2] Moved to the sandy coast for the surfer aesthetic, Bought the whole outfit but never really got with it Posts beach pictures every chance she can, Then sees one little wave and terrified panic sets in — she’s afraid of stingrays! Always talking culture, music, art, and taste, Like every conversation’s some graduate debate. If confidence were trophies she’d own every shelf, Too bad she’s always busy talking about herself. Chorus ALEX!!! WHY YOU THINK YOUR A MUSIC GODDESS ON PLANET E? I’m pretty sure your eons behind me— because my music comes from the heart — although I know I make better music than you when I fart SO ITS COOL IF YOU DON’T AGREE — but you can’t stop progress and technology — so if I were you I wouldn’t talk shit on me REMEMBER YOU AIN’T ANY WHERE NEAR ME IN CREATIVITY [Bridge] She got receipts… she got reviews… She’ll tell you why your favorite band’s old news. Walking around like the world’s her class, Giving pop quizzes nobody asked. [Verse 3] Alex spilled the milk again — Everybody’s wondering why your so overly obsessed with PENS She thinks she knows how to play it cool but she falls hard every 4 feet she walks too From breakfast cereal to peach rings — she’s completely lost count of how many times she get more beers at the beach — or maybe she’s just feeling more purple drink If eye rolls burned calories — she’d be more fit than Sydney Sweeney If chugging craft beers was a skill - she’d have her 10 thousand hours and her face carved in a hill Nobody’s mad—we’re just amused, Trying to figure out how you’re always so confused [Final Chorus] ALEX!!! WHY YOU THINK YOUR A MUSIC GODDESS ON PLANET E? I’m pretty sure your eons behind me— because my music comes from the heart — although I know I make better music than you when I fart SO ITS COOL IF YOU DON’T AGREE — but you can’t stop progress and technology — so if I were you I wouldn’t talk shit on Peteeeeee REMEMBER YOU AIN’T ANY WHERE NEAR ME IN CREATIVITY And also she’s NOT GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHES NOT GAYYYYYYYYYY Alex — I love you girl — but when it comes to the arts — poetry — and music — your dumb
