[Verse 1] Back on Earth with a hero’s return, Damn, those aliens never learn! Shot down my ride, now it’s my turn, Duke Nukem strikes, let the city ignite. From the ashes of L.A., an action spree, Taking back the night, it’s just you and me. (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!) [Chorus] Balls, balls, balls, I've got balls of steel, Aliens beware, my rage you’ll feel. Blow it out your ass! Watch your back, keep it crass, Balls, balls, balls, I've got balls of steel, On a rampage with every weapon I wield. (Go! Go! Go!) [Verse 2] Dodging bullets, hydrants splash, Through the city streets I dash. Shrinking foes, with a flash, Rocket launchers for a bash. Pigmen-monsters, you aren’t my friend, This alien invasion’s about to end. (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!) [Bridge] "Guess again, freak show," as I take the stage, "Groovy," declared, in my one-man rage. Dukey Nukey, formidable, never better, Here to kick ass, sans the gum, let's get to the letter. Outta gum, locked in war, ever so clever, Dukey Nukey stands tall, victory’s endeavor. From the rooftops down to the underground, This battle roars on, my fury unbound. (Go! Go! Go!) [solo] [Verse 3] Multiplayer madness, foes reel, Across the z-axis, my appeal. A new weapon, the scene I steal, In the Queen's lair, none shall heal. Caribbean beats to D.C. fights, Nukem’s here, restoring rights. [Chorus] Balls, balls, balls, I've got balls of steel, Aliens beware, my rage you’ll feel. Blow it out your ass! Watch your back, keep it crass, Balls, balls, balls, I've got balls of steel, Clear the ground, every foe I keel. (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!) [Outro] In the echo of my boots, legends are born, "Duke Nukem," a name, the world has sworn. Yippee-ki-yay through the chaos I weave, "Duke's back!" they cry, as I roll up my sleeve. Through expansion packs and ports, it's clear, Duke Nukem's might, the aliens fear. Battles fought and won, my tale’s surreal, Remember this: I’ve got balls of steel. (Go! Go! Go!)
