[Style: Upbeat Indie Pop, Math Rock influences] [Tempo: 138 BPM, driving and energetic] [Instrumentation: Crunchy electric guitar, driving bassline, frantic synthesizer, acoustic drums] [Vocals: Male, expressive, slightly raspy, conversational, sarcastic tone] [Mood: Humorous, Frustrated, Determined, Whimsical] [Structure: Intro, Verse, Chorus, Verse, Chorus, Bridge, Solo, Chorus, Outro] [Production: Clean, Punchy, Compressed] [Tags: #Diet #Cats #Struggle #Biohacking] [Intro] (Sound of a bag crinkling, followed by a sharp "Meow!") (Bass guitar starts - dum-dum-dum-dum) [Spoken Word] Alright buddy, look at the scale. We're in this together. No cheating. [Verse 1] I’m looking at the clock, it’s barely noon I’m mixing up the powders with a plastic spoon Lee Sport Hydrolysate, Guarana for the kick If I see another carrot, I think I might be sick You’re staring at your bowl with those giant judging eyes I know you want the treats, but we’re cutting down the size I’ve got the Golden Salmon, you’ve got the diet chow Don't give me that attitude, don't you dare meow! [Pre-Chorus] (Music builds, snare drum rolls) I miss the heavy coffee, I’m sipping half-caf tears You miss the creamy paté you’ve been eating for years My dinner is a carrot, your dinner is a pinch We’re hungry and we’re grumpy and we will not give an inch! [Chorus] [Hook - Melodic and catchy] It’s the Starvation Station! (Me and the Cat!) Counting every calorie and melting off the fat I want a Coop Almond, you want a milky treat But we’re sticking to the protocol, we will not accept defeat! (Meow!) Yeah, I know. It sucks. [Verse 2] (Bass line gets funkier) I’m measuring the Inulin, weighing out the Greens Living on this bio-hack by any strictly means You’re clawing at the cupboard where I hid the dry food sack I’m chewing on some Xylit-gum to keep me on the track My pulse-ox says I'm under, your purr is getting weak We’re basically wasting away, if anybody speaks! Olive oil strictly, no butter on the bread If we keep this up much longer, we’ll be skinny or be dead! [Chorus] [Hook - High Energy] It’s the Starvation Station! (Me and the Cat!) Counting every calorie and melting off the fat I want a Coop Almond, you want a milky treat But we’re sticking to the protocol, we will not accept defeat! [Bridge] [Tempo slows down, dreamy synthesizer pads] (Ethereal vocals) I dream of pizza... You dream of endless tuna... We’re lying on the floor... Can’t take it anymore... (Sudden Stop) [Spoken: aggressive whisper] Wait, did you just eat a bug? That counts as protein! Spit it out! [Guitar Solo] (Fast, chaotic, cheerful shredding) [Chorus] [Max Energy - Anthemic] It’s the Starvation Station! (Me and the Cat!) Counting every calorie and melting off the fat I want a Coop Almond, you want a milky treat But we’re sticking to the protocol, we will not accept defeat! [Outro] (Drum beat fades to just a kick drum) Pass me the Collagen. Here’s your kibble. One. Single. Piece. (Fade out) [End]
