YA, OKAY! [Intro – spoken, sarcastic female voice] Oh, look who’s got another question! Well, ain’t that a surprise. Hang on, let me put my shit down… Again. [Verse 1] Hey, I think you’re cool, got a question? Just ask But here you come tomorrow with the very same task I thought you knew this stuff, but apparently you don’t I could explain it one more time, but remember it? You won’t! [Verse 2] Okay, I know we’ve all held your hand But hell, dude, you’re not part of the band Every five minutes, you’re calling my name Different damn day, but the question’s the same! [Pre-Chorus] Oh, here you come, I can see that look Should I explain it again or write you a book? You’re smiling at me, and I know what you’ll say Well, ain’t this a wonderful fucking day! [Chorus – big sarcastic Southern rock] YA, OKAY! I’ll do your job again! YA, OKAY! Anything for you, my friend! I showed you once, I showed you twice Hell, should I start charging for advice? YA, OKAY! What the hell can I say? Guess I’ll be doing your fucking job today! [Verse 3] Oh, answer the phone! No, not the one in your hand! The one that’s been ringing since the morning began! Stop typing, put it down, pretend that you’re here I’m not asking for miracles, let me make that clear! [Verse 4] Nobody’s asking you to read the New Testament Just pick up the phone and finish the estimate! I know it’s complicated, all those buttons and lights But you’ve been sitting there scrolling since a quarter past nine! [Chorus] YA, OKAY! I’ll do your job again! YA, OKAY! Anything for you, my friend! I showed you once, I showed you twice Hell, should I start charging for advice? YA, OKAY! What the hell can I say? Guess I’ll be doing your fucking job today! [Bridge – spoken, exaggerated sweetness] Oh, sweetheart, don’t you worry. You just sit right there. Take your time. Watch another video. Maybe check your messages. Would you like a coffee? A little pillow? Should I come over and breathe for you, too? [Band stops – spoken] Oh, shit… Is that the phone ringing? [Final Chorus – explosive, crowd shouting YA, OKAY!] YA, OKAY! I’ll do your job again! YA, OKAY! You’re a real team player, my friend! I showed you once, I showed you twice Now everybody’s coming to me for advice! YA, OKAY! What the hell can I say? Guess I’ll be doing your fucking job today! [Outro – spoken, sweetly sarcastic] Oh, you’re leaving early? Well, isn’t that nice. Don’t worry about your work. I’ll finish it. Again. Ya, okay. Asshole.
