[Intro] [growled, distorted male vocals] Why is everybody comin after me? Why is everybody comin after me? Guess I'll just be crazy, Entertain for free. Everyone's invited to come watch me. [intro] Step right up! Step right up! Welcome to the Forgotten Circus! Watch the smell! Watch the smell! Not refunding you if you don't feel well.... [Verse 1] I gotta hat that'll win first place Maggots on top droppin down in my face Cross-eyed possum in a bitty bow tie Screamin "I love bananas!" as I win first prize. Everybody pointin', sayin' "What is that?" I wave and respectfully tip my hat They think I'm a winner but they might be wrong Cuz I smell like sneakers and I write weird songs Big stink energy, king of this tent you can smell from afar but i don't give consent Got a sweet pet mouse that pays my rent A haunted trash can speaks through the vents WHAT? Got skeleton bats and an apple stand An evil toilet and a rubber-band man A stinky cheese, don't ask what's planned I forgot why I have them, they're in high demand YEAH! [prechorus rap] Catch me in the funhouse, I won't be makin sense Got candy in my pockets and gum on my chest Every monster understands that I'm a big mess But it's not new news, it's only common sense [hook] I'm the Stinky Foot Freak at the Carnival of Fear Dancin' with guests in the parking lot here Entertain like a maniac They smile out of fright If you're smellin kinda awful You'll fit in just right! Hey! Welcome to the show! Hey! If you know, you know! Welcome to the show! [instrumental transition] [Verse 2] My violin whimpers like it's got the plague The tiger is tired but he's still gettin' paid The ferris wheel's broken and it's moving too fast what'll be next, no one should ask! Round and round and round we spin The carousel makes weird sounds like tin I sell popped balloons full of smelly old air Got rotten eggs all over my hair Everybody's runnin' but I don't know why Can't we just party together tonight? [hook] I'm the Stinky Foot Freak at the Carnival of Fear Dancin' with guests in the parking lot here Entertain like a maniac They smile out of fright If you're smellin kinda awful You'll fit in just right! Hey! Welcome to the show! Hey! If you know, you know! Welcome to the show! [breakdown] just a nightmare guy with a side of fries dippin dots mixed with ketchup, since the hot dog died Got a coffin full of sausage A trumpet made of bones A Dalmatian ringmaster everybody feels at home! [bridge] Step right up! Step right up! Something's drippin' from the ceiling! Step right up! Step right up! That's a completely normal feelin Step right up! Step right up! Everybody scream "YAY" [Final hook] I'm the Stinky Foot Freak at the Carnival of Fear Dancin' with guests in the parking lot here Entertain like a maniac They smile out of fright If you're smellin kinda awful You'll fit in just right! Hey! Welcome to the show! Hey! If you know, you know! Welcome to the show! [Outro] The lights all fade... But the smell remains... He he he he Don't miss the next showtime later today!
