[instrumental orchestra] [female vocalist] I drowned myself in boba Ohhh, it was sweeter than soda My obsession led me to this land Got duped by a horrible madman But we didn't play his evil game And if we had to do it over We'd do it all again…right? ("Yes!") [orchestral swell begins as others join in] [male rapper raspy vocalist] And now we celebrate with laughter, No more bitter after! Pearls are more than weakness, They’ve regained their sweetness! Wow, we've come a long way.... How did it all begin? [rap interlude: female rapper only, female, female, female] Yo, let me tell you a tale, rewind the tape Of a sweet little girl in a baby-pink cape Naïve as a latte, frothy and light Thought love was forever, thought coffee was right Met this dude who captured my heart quick Espresso in his hand, he thought he was slick I sipped every brew, macchiato too But the bitter taste grew when he found someone new So I ditched the beans, went looking for cheer Found a chewy little drink that was sweeter than beer! Boba! Baby, sugar on blast Tap-ee-ohka pearls, yeah, I found joy at last Woop! ay! ay! But then, Pearl Land came, with its tap-ee-ohka skies Milky waterfalls and pearly-eyed lies I fell for the sweetness, so friggin' naïve again Didn’t see Caramella creeping with his bitter plan He tried to break me, lock me, claim me Little bubble-headed dopey-grinning pitiful me Billy Boba rescued me and lit a spark Fired up my soul like a match in the dark No more little girl sipping lattes for show Became a GI jane with a deadly gummy wummy BOW! We knocked that Caramella wuss right on his ass! Billy said, "you know for a girl, you got balls of brass!" Then I stirred that Cup of Destiny like a boba bar-eesta! Bye bye bitter spells, no more dark sorcer-eesta! Now I stand on my own, fierce and free Raise your cups high — sip a toast to me! [instrumental] How can anyone complain about Boba? No way! Who'd complain?! [Playful counterpoint, comic complaints woven in] Too much ice? (We’ll drink it slow!) Straw gets stuck? (Blow it out!) Pearls too chewy? (Chomp with pride!) Tea too milky? (We'll let it slide) [Verse 2 - female vocalist] No bitterness can end us No sorcerer can bind The sweetness of Pearl Land Will outlast time! [instrumental] [Chorus with full ensemble company of multi-layered vocalists, background singers with a huge broadway wall of sound] We drowned ourselves in boba Cuz it's sweeter than soda! Each pearl takes away the pain And now it's joy we've gained! The more we drink, the more we remain So satisfied, mmmm! appetites sustained! haha! (hee-hee!) yeah! (yay!) woo-hoo! (wah-ha!) Who doesn't like Boba?! [Tag – comic call & response, curtain drop] [Kimmy & Billy:] Too much ice? [Ensemble:] We’ll drink it slow! [Kimmy & Billy] Sugar crash? [Ensemble:] We’ll let it go! [Kimmy & Billy:] Pearls too chewy? [Ensemble (laughing, belting):] haha! haha! That’s the SHOW! [All (holding the last note, lights blazing, giant glitter “pearls” falling from above):] Like gooey Tap-ee-ohka… Together like sticky Boba... Forever we will GLOW-oh-oh-oh!! =========================== 【器乐交响】 【女声】 我把自己淹没在波霸里 哦～～比汽水还要甜蜜 我的执念把我带到这片土地 却被一个疯狂坏蛋欺骗到底 但我们没玩他那邪恶的游戏 如果再来一次 我们还会重来……对吗？ （“对！”） 【交响渐强，众人加入】 【男声饶舌/沙哑嗓音】 现在我们欢笑庆祝 不再有苦涩的后路！ 珍珠不只是软弱 它们重新回到甜美的寄托！ 哇，我们走了这么远…… 这一切是怎么开始的呢？ 【女声独唱 Rap】 Yo，让我倒带讲个故事 粉色小披风女孩单纯如诗 像拿铁般天真，轻盈又泡沫 以为爱是永远，以为咖啡没错 遇见一个男人，立刻偷走我心 手里拿着浓缩，装得滑头精 我尝遍了咖啡，连玛奇朵也喝 可苦味滋长，当他找了别人走 于是我抛下咖啡，寻找欢乐 发现一杯有嚼劲，比啤酒更甜的快乐！ 波霸！宝贝，糖分爆炸 木薯珍珠 yeah，我终于找到牵挂 Woop！ay！ay！ 接着来了珍珠之国，天空木薯闪光 奶色瀑布，珍珠眼睛的谎 我又掉进甜蜜，天真得发傻 没看到 Caramella 带着苦涩的阴谋爬 他想打破我，锁住我，占有我 小泡泡脑袋傻笑的可怜我 Billy Boba 救了我，点燃火花 像黑暗中火柴，把我灵魂烧亮啦 不再是拿铁的小女孩作秀 我成了糖果女战士，手持致命波霸弓！ 我们把 Caramella 渣渣狠狠放倒！ Billy 笑说：“你知道吗？你真有钢铁胆包！” 然后我搅动那命运之杯，像波霸咖啡师！ 再见了苦咒，不再有黑暗巫师！ 如今我独立无惧，自由而勇敢 举起你们的杯——为我干杯欢喊！ 【器乐】 谁会抱怨波霸呢？ 不可能！谁会抱怨？！ 【俏皮对唱，搞笑抱怨穿插】 冰块太多？（我们慢慢喝！） 吸管堵住？（吹出来！） 珍珠太Q？（骄傲去嚼！） 奶茶太浓？（我们就算啦！） 【第二段 女声】 没有苦涩能终结我们 没有巫师能将我们捆困 珍珠之国的甜蜜 会超越时间永恒！ 【器乐】 【副歌 全体合唱，百老汇式洪亮层次】 我们把自己淹没在波霸 因为它比汽水更甜啦！ 每颗珍珠带走痛苦 如今我们只收获幸福！ 喝得越多，我们越存在 满足无比，mmm！胃口永不改！ 哈哈！（嘻嘻！） 耶！（耶！） 呜呼！（哇哈！） 谁不喜欢波霸？！ 【结尾 搞笑问答，幕布落下】 【Kimmy & Billy：】冰块太多？ 【合唱：】我们慢慢喝！ 【Kimmy & Billy：】糖分太高？ 【合唱：】我们就算啦！ 【Kimmy & Billy：】珍珠太Q？ 【合唱（笑着，放声）：】哈哈！哈哈！这就是SHOW！ 【全体（最后长音，灯光爆闪，巨型闪亮“珍珠”从天而降）：】 像黏糊木薯珍珠～～ 我们紧紧相依如波霸～～ 永远闪耀 Glow-oh-oh-oh!!
