[intro] (Verse 1) I met her on a winter day, She took my frozen breath away. She had that frosty kinda glow, And, uh... turns out she was made of snow. We went for cocoa, held her hand, But it melted into slushy sand. I said, “Girl, you're chillin’ to the core,” She said, “Babe, that’s what snow is for.” (Chorus) Ohhh, my snowflake sweetheart, cool and neat-heart, She’s got a heart of ice, but she's still sweet—art. She’s perfect in the cold, but when it’s sunny, no— My girlfriend’s drippin’ down the patio! (Verse 2) We danced beneath the moon so bright, She sparkled in the pale moonlight. But I hugged too tight, made a mistake... Now she’s just a puddle on my pancake. I tried to build her up again, With carrot nose and stick-armed zen. But she forgot our anniversary— Cuz technically she’s a snowperson, not legally married to me. (Chorus) Ohhh, my snowflake sweetheart, she’s a rare piece, But she needs a freezer just to keep the peace. She don’t fight, she don’t yell, she just... evaporates, Guess love’s hard when your girlfriend precipitates. (Bridge) I tried to take her to the beach one day, She screamed and ran the other way. Turns out sand and sun and snow don’t mix, She said, “I need shade and climate control, quick!” (Final Chorus) Ohhh, my snowflake sweetheart, gone too soon, She left me crying under a June monsoon. But every winter, when the first flakes blow... I whisper, “Hey babe, you ready to snow?”
